RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: How are you so stupid?

TW: manipulative relationship, cheating

From: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2025

Subject: How are you so stupid

To: <jim@jimmail.com>

Dear Jackass,

Claire called yesterday. She said you hit on her wife at work. Real classy. Try keeping it in your pants for once.

My condolences for the continued loss of your integrity,

Olivia

From: <jim@jimmail.com>

Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2025

RE: How are you so stupid

To: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Dearest Olivia,

I’m sorry to hear my sister is telling lies again. You know I’m not interested in any other woman. Once you accept this fact, I do hope you will find a place for me in our home again. Besides, Jane is not my type. She lacks the grace and magnetism you have in spades.

Speaking of spades, I finally stopped by the garden center and bought the azaleas you wanted. Please let me know what day works best to plant them.

Love,

Jim

From: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2025

RE:RE: How are you so stupid

To: <jim@jimmail.com>

Dear Jackass,

I asked you to plant those two years ago. Now that I’ve seen through your literal decade of lies, do you really think I’ll take you back? I know you always got better grades than I did, but I’m not that dumb.

Take your azaleas and plant them in the cold, dark dirt that is your heart.

Forever your enemy,

Olivia

P.S. Screw you! Jane and I are getting lunch on Thursday.

From: <jim@jimmail.com>

Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2025

RE:RE:RE: How are you so stupid

To: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Olivia,

I have hired landscapers to plant the azaleas. They should be there tomorrow morning.

I do hope your lunch is fruitful and you discover that all this pretense about my infidelity is merely a misunderstanding. Jane is a subordinate, nothing more.

I look forward to seeing you again soon.

Love,

Jim

From: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2025

RE:RE:RE:RE: How are you so stupid

To: <jim@jimmail.com>

You always do this! Why ask if you’re just going to do whatever the hell you want anyway?

Also, even if you didn’t try your luck with Jane (which we all know you did), it doesn’t change everything else you did. In our house. In our bed.

You were cheating on me back in high school! I honestly don’t know who you bribed or with what money to keep it hidden for so long. You’re on multiple Facebook pages, Jim! “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” They ask. YES! Yes, we are!

You took a woman named Loraine to Taiga’s. Seriously!? That’s our first date spot. What, did you take her to the summer fair, too? Or maybe you did that with Stephanie or Beth, or Janine.

Did you bring Rachel to the cabin? Wendy to Southwick’s? Did you split a butter pecan shake with her there like you did with me every year for my birthday?

I hate you.

Olivia

From: <jim@jimmail.com>

Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2025

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: How are you so stupid

To: <LivLafLoathe@mail.com>

Olivia,

I’m proud of the lengths you’ve taken to improve your self-confidence, as we both know it was previously lacking. That said, I do believe it is clouding your view of reality.

There are no other women. No dates or shared milkshakes. I savor every memory we have together. I adore you and you alone.

I can see you’re in great pain. Really, Olivia, you’ve brought this on yourself. I am not your enemy, but you treated me as such even when we were together. You turned me down nearly every night. You insisted on getting your own job instead of staying home to maintain the cleaning and cooking. You pushed me away at every opportunity and denied my authority time and time again.

When you are ready to be obedient, I will be here.