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Funny Romance

From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:24


Good morning, Robert!

Just checking in, I saw that you ordered a bandana from our store this morning, but didn’t specify the size. No worries though, your payment is secured, and your order will go through once you reply to this e-mail with your preferred size. If you need any help, please refer to our sizing guide attached below.


Kind regards,

Alexandra Hockeny

Customer Support


1 file attached: banana_bandana_sizing_chart


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: ahoc@bananabandana.com

Subject: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:40


Good morning, Alexandra!

I am honestly ashamed to admit that I never actually read the sizing part, I stupidly assumed that bandanas were one size fits all. Coming up even more stupidly at you, the bandana is actually not for me, but for my dog, and I have no idea what size would look good on him. I am attaching a photo of him, in case you have any idea, since you must be a bandana sizes expert.


Thank you,

Robert


1 file attached: dog_34


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From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:50


Hello again, Robert!

Although he looks like a really good boy, I am not sure what size will be a best fit for him just by looking. I think he will fit either a medium or a large, but could you please measure the circumference of his neck for me?


Kindly,

Alexandra Hockeny

Customer Support


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: ahoc@bananabandana.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:55


Hi,

You must think of me to be completely stupid, but unfortunately Mud has not arrived yet, I am expecting him from a friend across the country. I hoped this would be his welcome gift, but I suppose dogs don’t really understand the concept of a welcome gift. It can just be his homecoming gift, I guess. Do you think you can hold on to the order for another couple of days until he is here?


Thanks,

Rob


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From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:57


Hi Rob!

I suppose Mud is your dog’s name, right? Don’t worry about it, if you are close to our physical store area, we would love to have you and Mud over for a fitting once he decides to join you.

Will next Friday work for you? Be sure to ask for me when you arrive, I would love to say hi to Mud.


Sincerely,

Alexandra


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: ahoc@bananabandana.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:58


Hi!

Yes, Friday would be perfect, I am expecting him to be here on Wednesday, so a couple of days would be enough to wear off the new environment shock.

I am checking your opening hours, would sometime between 11:00 and 14:00 work for you?


Rob


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From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No size selected

Friday 12 May 2023 12:59


Hi Rob,

Yes, Friday between 11:00 and 14:00 sounds ideal, see you and Mud then!


Alexandra


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: ahoc@bananabandana.com

Subject: Unicorn plushie missing ☹

Friday 19 May 2023 16:57


Hi Alex,

We had a lovely time today, it was really good for Mud to meet some new people, I bet he’s sick of seeing just me all the time. Unfortunately, he has been a fair match to my forgetfulness, and he has left his unicorn plushie somewhere in your store, I think. Would it be okay if I dropped by tomorrow to retrieve it for him? Otherwise, I don’t think he will ever stop looking for it.


At my wits end,

Rob


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From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Unicorn plushie missing ☹

Friday 19 May 2023 17:10


Hi Rob!

He is a fair match to your forgetfulness, I am sure of it, as we are not really open tomorrow. But if you’re down for it, I’d love to grab a coffee with you somewhere near, armed with Mr. unicorn of course.


Alex


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: ahoc@bananabandana.com

Subject: Re: Re: Unicorn plushie missing ☹

Friday 19 May 2023 17:13


Hi Alex!

I would love to have coffee with you, even though it would be tea, as I am allergic to coffee lol. Does tomorrow at 12:00 sounds good? Maybe we can meet at this new place, April’s?


Rob


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From: ahoc@bananabandana.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Unicorn plushie missing ☹

Friday 19 May 2023 17:15


Yeah, that sounds good! See you tomorrow!

Here is my number btw, 7700 900077, I think e-mails are really tedious.


Alex


Ps. Sorry for planning to give you caffeine poisoning hahah, I didn’t know


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: alexhoc@gmail.com

Subject: Hotels ig

Thursday 29 June 2023 11:09


Hotels.com/Italian_villa_roma

Hotels.com/old_appartment_roma


Thoughts? Checked in with George yesterday, says both are excellent, also pet friendly of course lol. The first one is a bit more expensive, but closer to Fontana Di Trevi, so I thought you might like it better.


Can you please e-mail me Mud’s vaccination certificate? Better to have it in two places.


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From: alexhoc@gmail.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Mud vac

Thursday 29 June 2023 15:43


The receptionist at the pet center was insane lol, I think he was a conspiracy theorist, talked on and on about pigeons acting unnatural. Expect full on impression tonight.

Daphne says we should get a metro card btw.

I will look at the hotels in the bus.


1 file attached: Sunshine_pet_clinic_vaccination_card_Mud


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: alexhoc@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Hotels.com booking receipt

Saturday 1 July 2023 18:26


1 file attached: itallian_villa_roma_booking_receipt


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: alexhoc@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Dog Flying Instructions

Monday 3 July 2023 14:27


//On Monday 3 July 2023 13:48 sunshinepet@gmail.com wrote:

/Please make sure you have secured noise protection for your dog when flying. Many companies may provide dog earmuffs, but make sure you have solutions of your own, and make a habit of easing your dog into it a couple days prior to flying.


We have those, right?


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From: alexhoc@gmail.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: Dog Flying Instructions

Monday 3 July 2023 14:34


Call me.


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From: alexhoc@gmail.com

To: robwarren@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Family ticket plan boarding pass

Wednesday 5 July 2023 17:17


We’re all set lol


1 file attached: warren_hockeny_boarding_pass


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From: robwarren@gmail.com

To: alexhoc@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Re: Family ticket plan boarding pass

Wednesday 5 July 2023 17:18


17:17 lol, it’s meant to be, ily

February 13, 2024 11:40

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14 comments

Ty Warmbrodt
18:44 Feb 21, 2024

What a cute way to meet. Great story. I love that you thought to include attachments. That made it all the more real.

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16:41 Mar 13, 2024

Thank you!!! I really had so much fun with adding these!

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Kailani B.
03:40 Feb 20, 2024

I definitely fall into the category of thinking bandanas only come in one size!

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13:27 Feb 21, 2024

A common misconception that a specialised store such as banana bandana would be happy to correct!

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Alexis Araneta
15:20 Feb 19, 2024

Adorable story !

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13:28 Feb 21, 2024

Thank you very much!!

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16:30 Feb 18, 2024

What a whirlwind 6 weeks to love (ily). It was great that their was a growing tone to the emails- professional/ formal to casual. I am curious about the dogs name- Mud? Why Mud? Maybe it's a symbol that I missed.... maybe it's a premonition on the nature of Rob & Alex's relationship (muddy)...... since 'Mud!' is the title I can't help but believe that the name is important- I just can't puzzle it out. -CC

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18:43 Feb 18, 2024

Thanks for the insight! It was very fun to speed up the process and switch the tone accordingly! Well Mud is named as such, because in my mind he is a brown Labrador, and Rob would be the guy to call such a dog Mud. His name stands for the title simply because he acted as the catalyst to everything (unbeknownst to him hahah), but I love that you also tried to tap another layer!

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Kristina Aziz
06:07 Feb 18, 2024

What a sweet story!

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18:38 Feb 18, 2024

Thank you very much!

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06:03 Feb 18, 2024

I liked how you included a gap where they switched from email to phone, and we could fill in the blanks! It seemed to create intimacy in the relationship.

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18:38 Feb 18, 2024

Thank you! That was exactly my goal, it became personal and more intimate! I tried to think of ways that I could show that they were in an established relationship, and forwarding travel documents seemed a fun way to do it.

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04:09 Feb 19, 2024

I thought it was fun too. It also created a difference between your story and some others, making it less predictable. Nice!

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13:28 Feb 21, 2024

Thank you once again!!

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