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Kathleen `Woods

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Feb, 2021

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Nomgifpous Namtilpus, A stupid Numbers game.”

Kathleen `Woods

It was a dangerous thing to be directionless in a desert. More so at any hour before or after dusk, but these things happen. To put it politely, whatever led up to this rather large happenstance was likely very stupid, and was sadly very much in character. It didn’t change the dissatisfaction she had with her friend. Sharla would drag her anywhere if she let her. The thing was that it wasn’t a singular issue. Sure there was a faulty wire, or a flat tire, or some manner of linchpin, but they were lost now, and she was certain that if there ha...

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Who’s Eating Rich? (An experiment in writing cannibalism.)

Kathleen `Woods

We start in an air-conditioned bathroom, with a cleaned body hung above the tub. Bleeding out, dark black to ruddy brown. This man was killed a little while before, but that doesn’t matter right now. She was hungry, and he was not to be eaten by her. It was onerous work, but someone had to do it. ‘What brings you low will make you divine.’ This is what Damasis was told. When she was young, and worlds away, it was all that they could believe to stay in place. Ever tame. When the world was old, and she was new. And these things were much...

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Here’s some Alien Nation fanfiction… Just you try and judge me!

Kathleen `Woods

“So I caught my wife with a younger man the other day, I say the other day because I don’t rewrite my jokes until my cue-cards get dusty.” “And I say, ‘congrats, I assume you got that promotion. She of course doesn’t respond beyond nodding because to my surprise she’s riding, like, well, like some kinda, cowgirl? Is that the right word?” “And I go, ‘honey, I thought we had an agreement about erotic-acrobatics.’ Hon, it’s a’ you me thing! What the hell?” “And she’s holding out on me because again, preoccupied.” “Silence, perfect. Just...

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The many Downsides of an Open Face

Kathleen `Woods

“Oh come on, it’s just chocolate. Have I really never shared before?” It was the most bitter thing he’d ever tasted at the time, but as an adult with a much clearer memory of high octane coffee, it was now the sweetest. There is nothing more childish, more decadent than the simple want for candy, and at the moment there seemed to be no craving more particular then for chocolate. Not just any chocolate, but for the rather absurdly specific type that was the memory of bitterness he’d had from the first chocolate his mother ever gave him.&...

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If Faith were a book, than I lost it. But the Forest in the Well is kind for all its Cinders.

Kathleen `Woods

And so the cord was cut, pulled away as it had gone slack. The curve of the wall, floor, sealing of the labyrinthine forest gaping with her decision. She could finally see clearly the forest blight of roots that had decided to bare itself to her as an enemy, but Alina knew as sure as her feet beneath her that it was sleeping. She’d felt it as soon as she did it, like that too short lifeline was the thing blinding her. For a moment she concerns herself with Isabel’s certainty, her tragedy, her grief. And the ferocity she felt against it, t...

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Yet another AU-UBER, (swap for &) when will it end?

Kathleen `Woods

The porchlight flickers, and Ivan thinks for a moment. He should go back inside. And face her. Look her in the eye, and tell her why he lives by his guilt. Why her kindness broke and burned him like coal or ice. The infatuation he felt for her charitable nature, and how grounding it was to see it in her Lamented, in the Grim. Why it hurt so badly that hers was not the face of his wife and the shame he held inside that he’d ever wanted that. The ring that would’ve stolen her body for him to use. And how his fingers traced it with th...

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What the Eye won’t swallow

Kathleen `Woods

They watch the ever-eye that was the sun glaring down, peaceable, affable, at first, toward them. To spite the threat it held bare to them both. “We’re running out of time.” One of them says, a horrid admission. Their too soon failure.Their daughter half finished and lonesome. Their allies lost to a system in longwinded collapse.Cowardly, his wife thinks, martyrs all for a cause long lost.They were doomed.“It doesn’t matter. We can rebuild.” She doesn’t say it. They can’t he knows. Not that quick.Not without a mate.Afonya would go alone.Last...

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Golden Silence

Kathleen `Woods

She hears the smile in a stranger’s voice, and she’s sickened by it. But she listens anyway, silence was money after all, and she refused to pay for shushing him. “That’s the thing about this city, you only pay what you can’t afford, and the price will be steep if you pay at all.” It was an over-pretty way of saying, in the abstract, some notion about how not gaining is the same as a loss. Such a concept was ever necessary in their world, in her city. But he didn’t mean it in the way she believed it. He thought it was wrong. And ...

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In the memory of the Great Dame’s Grimoire

Kathleen `Woods

The first thing the tome remembers is a greater number than one, at first and most proudly present was the hide in which it was bound, how it was cut conniving off the back of some great villain. Secondarily, was the cord, the Linen thread that held it together being spun carefully by the loving hands of loveless people. The stories the thread remembers were vastly different from the ones it’s signatures would one day carry, so unkindly bound in spinning that the thread itself was uncertain. Which was not so kind a thing once it was finally ...

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Raylene Elspeth does Nothing

Kathleen `Woods

Raylene remembers being a child, and wanting all the things that her teacher told her she would be. Wanting badly, so, so badly to escape the place she been born into, and the family that saw no future for her. She also remembered being quite a studious, over-honest child. ‘No dear, you’re not supposed to tell them about their ‘obvious marital issues.’ It’s no matter to you, and really, do you want to put up with the fall out?’ But since she was also a somewhat lazy child, she grew out of it. That sounded like responsibility and really she’s...

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Sweet Revival

Kathleen `Woods

She wakes up in her room, she thought, windowless and bare. But she’s quick to notice that she’s without her body, and while she might suppose she’d left it behind in the night, she could hardly parse it as even an inconvenience. She wasn’t much preferred for the things she was, so barred from her body by its own expiration she felt at peace. A bit empty, but it was better than being full of pain or resentment. “You’re early,” the Psychopomp says as it sees her eyeless. “That sounds like a lie.” She said, knowing full well that it was. ...

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The Girl in the Elevator

Kathleen `Woods

The doorbell rings, and she’s set from her revelry, has it already been seven years? It dings again, and she realizes the use of that concern, she’s keeping them up whoever is by her door. “Hello, I wasn’t-” she looks down at the box, seeing that she didn’t need to sign for anything. In any case she’s glad she didn’t have to talk to anyone that day. Resurgent grief was a really unfair thing to share with a stranger. She picked up the box, and reentered her home. Whatever was in the box could wait until noon, after lunch and coffee, and the...

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Too Modern to Taste, don’t forget the Crumbs!

Kathleen `Woods

Sylvie Snedden was the kind of person that had been dubbed ‘Aunty’ once a decade before, and hadn’t let go of the endearment. She was also the kind of person who ate her breakfast while surfing the web for her next large purchase. She wasn’t the kind to simply buy it on account of her having looked it up, but she did do this almost daily with whatever she’d decided could manage early morning digestion alongside her coffee. (This often left her keyboards with a severely limited shelf-life, but those weren’t meant to live long anyway, right...

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Oh no, I've got a naming convention. Au-Uber, we're finally meeting Poppy!

Kathleen `Woods

The stars were as bright as the Grim preferred, and though the sky like the streets rushed him by, Ivan could tell he was close. If only for the loose flicker of Zillah’s shade ashes. Ivan felt the tight overtired squeeze of his human passenger, and was embarrassed at the familiarity of it. Lola wasn’t often tired when she’d held that tight to him, but the sensation was similar enough for discomfort. The human was a stranger after all, and this was the longest he’d driven tandem sense they’d broken up. Lola would’ve been jealous, but the hum...

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Too Modern to Taste

Kathleen `Woods

One of the interesting things about the creative types you’ll find on almost any website is that they tend to be that same way on most of their accessible platforms. Even when their handle happens to be a variable.Lori was actually a great example, she was @LaurenB.Hornsey on twitter, Giggle_Physics578 on Pinterest, and simply LaBaHatihi on instagram.She also had an account on Pattern review, but she kept that mostly for the Indi-Market lingerie, and Out-of-Print-Vogues.Being so fluid on social media was nothing to spot for the algorithm, ev...

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Author bio

So I’ve been contemplating this addition to my bio for a while: I’ve decided that while I’m happy to get Links in my comments to other peoples stories, I also want to get and encourage more analysis for my work. And hopefully encourage myself to do the same.

Here’s an open invite: Please if you’ve posted something no matter how old on here that happens to have similarities in Subject, Character or Style to something of mine, post a link to it in the comment section of the associated work.

Thanks for reading!

Is it weird to say that I've learned my current writing style through instant message? you might see a preference for the fantastical, but this is mostly inexperience on my part.

I believe in going first by subject then by sound, which is why I sometimes edit with an E-reader.
Those who I've bothered in their comment section may be aware of its alternative use.

I like knowing that unrelated people read my work sometimes.
I sometimes get bogged down by my style, and by attempts at subtext.

If this helps you to make the choice to comment, Remember that it's easier to cut a hemline with distance than with a mirror.
By that I mean, you aren't doing anything wrong by telling me what you see, even if it wasn't intended on my part.

Also I don't know whether this counts as pressure or not, but shoving opinions on my older stories is actually a really good idea, and you should do it.