Humphrey The Camel đŸ«

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Nov, 2020

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“McGreasters” by Humphrey The Camel đŸ«

“That will be $21.78 sir.”The man stares stupidly at me with his small, piggy eyes. Small beads of sweat form on his sausage lips.“What do you mean it’s $18.78, last time It was only $15.32?" I sigh gently and adjust my crinkled GreaseBoy hat.“Last time you did not purchase the Super Duper 28 ounce Tsunami drink with you Big Bad Greazefest meal sir. I’m afraid this bumps your total up to $21.78 sir.”The man’s swollen face turns a brilliant shade...

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“The Taste of Heartache” by Humphrey The Camel đŸ«

“How long?” Jared asked, holding the phone where he had discovered the vile messages. The question left behind a rancid taste in his mouth. He really didn’t want to know.“Four months.” Lisa whispered solemnly, hot tears rolling down her pale cheeks.The confession slammed Jared like a sledgehammer. He couldn't feel his hands. His brain became a raging bonfire.“Oh my god you've been going around doing this for four whole months?” He rasped, choking on the sentence.The r...

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“Xegigar” by Humphrey The Camel đŸ«

Honxpen had red clay skin, and glazed milky eyes undoubtedly made it obvious that he was a native of Xegigar. Processed by the intergalactic flight academy and named amongst the sheer best of his sector, before he was expelled. He had flown hundreds, maybe even thousands of simulations with ease and no sign of hesitation.With nowhere else to go, Honxpen inevitably turned to the ...

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Author bio

No dramatic bio here, just a kid who lets his fingers on the keyboards tell the story. Be kind to those you meet, brush your teeth, and visit your mother! Yes I’m talking to you. Stay coolđŸ«