THE CRAZY KID

The Crazy Kid

Once there was a kid, a crazy kid. His name was Apple. A little crazy for the name, but that's just like this kid. Apple thought crazy thoughts, and did even crazier things. Don’t believe me? Once Apple wanted to be a fairytale, so he took some fairy wings and a cat tale and told his mom that he was a fairytale, and another time Apple’s dad asked him if he wanted Strawberries, and he said that he’ll make them. So Apple took a straw and some blueberries let’s just say it didn’t turn out well. If you still don’t believe me (but you should!!!) Let me tell you a story to prove it: About three months ago, Apple’s mom and dad went on a vacation to Cuba, obviously to get away from annoying Apple. Apple’s mom was named Red, and she loved the color red. Apple’s dad’s name was Pear, and he liked green, because pears were green. Red and Pear named their first son Apple, since an apple was red and green- oh and yellow, but Pear’s mother was very fond of herself, and wanted her first grandson to be named after her since her name was Gold. But Gold wasn’t a boy name, so they had to think of something else. Gold said that they could name the child Banana. But Red and Pear didn’t really like that, so they said Apple. Gold was like “you guys are horrible at this naming thing, but fine!!!” So where was I? Oh yes, when Pear and Red left for Cuba, they made a big mistake, they forgot a babysitter for Apple! Apple was only nine and still was a little crazy. Okay, a lot crazy. So about three minutes, twenty four seconds and seven milliseconds later, but who’s counting? Apple started watching The Karate Kid. After the two hours and seven minutes of the movie, Apple had a crazy idea. But he thought that he was a genius. He thought that he was really strong, so he wanted to prove it. He took a one thousand dollar vlogging camera and wanted to prove that he was just as strong. So he wanted to film it.

As he filmed (and forgot an intro), he started punching the wall. After four minutes of that, he gave up, so he went outside, found some heavy stones and threw them at the wall. At this point, the wall was kinda broken. But he wanted every wall to look like this, so then, he took his sweet sweet time to break down the rest of the walls in his house. He thought that this mommy and daddy would be mighty proud, so he did more damage. So he made a gas grill explode in his house. How? Well, can’t tell you, or kids will wanna try this at home, which can’t be good. In the end, when Apple’s parents came home, they didn’t have to guess what happened, and to know everything, they watched the vlog that Apple filmed. So they had to get a new house, and many babysitters with 10 years of experience to always come.

About at this point, most people say that Apple is a different kid. But still many people don’t believe me. What do I have to say to make people understand me? Say the time where Apple almost got his grandma murdered? Okay, I told Apple that I would keep that a secret. So I’ll tell you another story. Before Apple was home schooled, because he was a danger hazard, he went to A. P. Slinger Public Elementary School, and their school mascot was a tiger. It was sad to say that he thought that they were tigers. Like physical Tigers. In fourth grade Apple and his class of 29 went to Widdlewood Zoo, home to many animals that you could only find at Widdlewood. Apple was very excited for this field trip, so he told his parents about it. At first they thought that it was a really bad idea, but in the end they thought that it was a good learning opportunity. So Apple was really happy, but they told Apple that he would have to be good or he was in big big trouble. When Apple got to school, he was good. When Apple boarded the school bus, he was good. When Apple was on the school bus, he was good, but when Apple was at the Zoo, the leader, Alex, told everyone that they were playing Copycat. Copycat was a game where there was a person and everyone had to Copy the leader. If someone didn’t copy the leader, they were out. The last person to be still copying the leader was the winner, and he got to hold a baby crocodile and take a picture. Alex danced, everyone else danced, he jumped, and everyone jumped. Alex did many things, and soon only Apple and his enemy, Lously were left. Alex said that Apple and Lously would both win and they would both get to take the picture, but Apple wanted to win. He didn’t want Lously to win! Apple decided that he would do anything for the picture. When Alex thought the game was over, walked to the tiger cage, and opened it. He chose the friendly ones so he could show them to the class. He told everyone to stay out of the cage, but Apple thought that he was trying to make him lose at Copycat, so he jumped inside the cage and had a good fight with the Tigers. Lously saw what was going on, and did the same. The class thought that they were missing out on the fun, so they all jumped into the tiger cage to have fun. In the end, they went to the hospital, and luckily no one was dead, but from then and on, Apple was (sadly) home schooled. But this is what Apple said. "Huh, what happens if I fight Lions?"

At this point, your parents are probably calling you for dinner and you have to go, so I would call this.

The End