𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔠 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔭𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬

Ferg was an unbelievable runner. He was so fast you could hardly see him as he whizzed by. He was quite literally an Olympic runner. But he hated it. He absolutely hated running, his only passion was video games. The kind of intense first person shooter games that make you mash the joy-cons really hard, like frogger, pac-man and dig dug. He was positively infuriated when he learned that there were no olympic competitions for such things. So, you ask, why then was he an olympic competitor? The answer is simple: he was gifted in his brains as well as his legs. He devised a plan and executed it perfectly.

He thought it up on the morning of January 1st when a random lady complimented him for his bare feet in the snow and his marvelous speed. It got him thinking, indeed he did not stop thinking for a very long time.

By the time he stopped he was already in the Olympics. Running as fast as he could. The other runners were nothing to him, he was faster than them all. Now only one lap from winning, now a few yards, now a few strides aaaaaaand. And he tripped. Stubbed his big toe on a bubble-gum raper, and crashed down with tremendous force onto the ground, not an inch from the finish line. But that was not all: he hit his hip on a disgusting, dry, dead, toad that had lain there for years and it (his hip of course not the toad) crunched, broke, fractured, absolutely shattered. He would never walk again.

Having had so much success in his plan so far he celebrated as soon as he was beginning to feel better.

In approximately a week or two he was back in the Olympics, pushing his wheelchair around the track. However he was not using his hands, he used only his thumbs. They moved faster than you keep track of, little blurs on the sides of his hands propelling him faster than all the other racers. He won gold medal after gold medal, and whenever he wasn’t racing he played his wonderful games that make you mash the joy-cons, thus helping exercise his thumbs. He got very fat and the only part of him that remained in shape were his thumbs. And thus was the first ever Olympic couch potato.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔫𝔡

This is the first story I have published to profile. Just a warm up (: Let me know what you think! I know it is short (that's why I'm writing this: because it's too short to publish) the actual story is only 399 words and I need 1000 so really this will have more words than the actual story... you know what I'll just spam paste a random word into here. If your going to read all this you may find something interesting...

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