Wish

"Be careful what you wish for, or should I say pray for, you just might get it."

That's what they tell idiots, which 99 % of people are. They pray for money, it causes inflation, they pray to lose 50 lbs (lbs is short for pounds, since in astrology, libra holds scales), then, two months after plastic surgery, they eat what they ate before, and the wish was superfluous. Pray for power, but power shifts. Pray for food for everyone who's hungry and the ecology of the world gets fucked up and the world is overpopulated. Luckily, I'm smarter than all those bastards (a child of an unmarried couple) and I know what to pray for. Forget Robin Williams. Remember, a genie lives in an old-fashioned small lamp. Idiots. Wish for a smarter population and bad people will use their intelligence to hurt good people. Note: English professors say to never use the words "good" or "bad". Wish for a billion wishes? Right, Midas' touch; everything is gold. "Words are things". I'm in S.A.I.N. Sexual Assault Information Network. Nothing is good or bad, thinking makes it so.

So, what's my wish. I'm not going to ask if I could sleep on it, because that would be my wish. Remember "Aeon Flux;" "You can have anything in the world you want. So, what'll it be? By the way, would you like a glass of water?" That would be the wish. Always say "no" to water, because that winds up being the wish.

"I know I'm procrastinating, but I'm thinking while I'm procrastinating. Gotta get it right and no, that's not my wish. Let me think and that's not my wish either, you son-of-a-bitch.

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I wish to know everything."

"Everything? Everything about what?"

Everything about everything in the Universe or the Multiverse if there's more than one Universe. Everything from the beginning of time, if time exists, to the end of time. Everything about everything, everywhere, everyone, every way. All.

Okay. And you think that's a wise wish? Whatever. Sure, everything about everything, forever past, present, future, everywhere. You were right, humans are stupid and you're a homo Sapien. As I wave my magical wand, give this man all the knowledge to his/her liking and/or disliking, from the names of the moons of Jupiter to the sub-subatomic particles, including how my magic works so this moron can reverse it when he/she can't take it anymore.

And it became so. But, it wasn't what I thought. What wishes are? I felt my brain start explanding, like a soda can forgotten in the freezer over the weekend. "Matter can neither be created nor destroyed, only enjoyed". Said Budweiser in a 1994 commercial on MTV. I know all the winning lotto numbers. But, I can see everything, everyone in the world is thinking. We are all one. It's like, everything is vibrating, like the cells in our body are moving at a constant rate, but the other beings are vibrating slower and then others are faster and moving into each other. Maybe I need to go back to the psyche ward. My skull explodes. A mother is praying her new born doesn't die in the incubator, but I can see she is going to die and there's no Heaven or Hell, it's just different vibrations, like Thich Nhat Hanh is a high vibration, but Hitler was low vibration. A mother just got run over by a semi, but they're there, just changed.

So, I understand, it isn't "'til death do us part," and we're insects from the vantage point of aeroplanes and God is Energy and Energy is God and God is impartial like Energy is impartial. The child in the Republic of Czetch is dead from famine, becuse of the ecosystem. Mosquitoes are food for anteaters. The grass is ecology, the bacteria is ecology, the world will end in 752321 ACE at 12:45 pm. The meaning of life is "the time from birth until death" on each plane. The Astrologers don't see the invisible planets. Both Eastern and Western Medicine are right, but need to be combined to work.

Wait, Newtonian and Einsteinian Physics has to be combined. Languages are dying, but I know them all. Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare. Shakespeare was gay and a pediphile.

Everyone has pain, even the "Rich Weirdos" who think they're happy. Emotions are an illusion from the Eighth Plane of vibration. Nothing is permanent. Everything is permanent. Both at the same time. Hay was right. But, she only got part of it. Listen. There are different vibrations everywhere. That was the wish, right? Right. Foolproof wish. The genie still thinks I'm an idiot because now I know everything, but don't have a way to organize the data. But, with my knowledge, I can do this. Categorize into species, languages, vibration, galaxies, star systems, time zones, or what? All of the above. The computer of a parallel Universe. All of the Universes. Ectoplasm is expanding the Universe.

Everyone keeps asking Why Them? The key is in the thought vibration. An Aeon is a millisecond in theoretical physics. Magicians hate mediums and now I know why? Mediums hate magicians. I know what the square root of negative gross is; 12I. I get Calculus. I'm multiligual. All Greek, Latin, Roman based. Everything is centripetal force. Humans won't destroy Earth, ecology will. Memory is part of evolution, but evolution for vibration, not ecosystems, but ecosystems are vibrations. Humans use all their brains, not 3%. I know where that rumor originated from, though. What does OK stand for. The idiot in England spelled All Correct, Oll Korrect. Idiots. Humans are dumber than Lemmings. At least Lemmings control their reproduction and population without war. War is population contol. Adults don't know everything, they just pretend to so their offspring will listen to them. Damn hypocrits. "The meaning of life, the universe, and everything" isn't 42, it's the square-root of imaginary infinity. Silence. Listen to the truth about Dogs and Gods or God Dogs.