Not Safe

The British Invasion was all over the news in the early 60’s. Magazines about rock musicians were in the homes of preteens and teenagers. Many of them sponsored press cards for their readers to interview rock stars. Outraging, I suppose, were pictures in 16 Magazine of the Beatles homes in England.

Let’s make a guess. Linda McCartney’s maiden name was Eastman. She was well known as an established photographer and heir to Eastman Kodak films. The guess might be that she photographed and published the pictures of the Beatle manors. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to notice that their daughter was as born before they were married nine months.

Their marriage didn’t seem congenial and they didn’t seem to want to spend their lives growing old together as they lived on a marijuana growing farm in Scotland. Marijuana isn’t going to help anyone live an age old life.

Neighbors of ours from Britain knew the McCartneys and as Paul and Linda were of different religions so were my neighbors. My neighbors were firm believers in shot gun weddings and helped prolong an unwanted marriage, not just Paul and Linda’s but anyone’s they could if the couples were of different religions. The daughter said that is the English way. I believe Queen Elizabeth would of inferred that girl had to be the queen of England herself to make that statement of hers true.

Let’s put a question to the reader, can you guess whom the girl from England is? Mick Jagger’s daughter Elaine. She as a matter a fact for reasons of an unsafe childhood and teenage as her father philandered a great deal including with as is well known with an Austrian Baroness’s daughter, Marianne Faithful, may of assumed with the new millennium that she might proclaim herself Queen and rule the world which she believed is England’s function.

Michael Jagger became Sir Michael and she became Lady Elaine, although I believe her title should be brat and I wrote Queen Elizabeth to that affect stating some unknown behavior of the lady/brat. Sadly, 2 weeks after I mailed the letter, Queen Elizabeth, suffered a fatal stroke. You may of heard Jagger’s recent recording, You’re a Bad Girl.

I got in a fight with her and delivered a punch to her head stating that is what is wrong with her head after years of inferring she needed her head examined. His Majesty King Charles entered my condo next. He invited me to his coronation with Elaine. I explained that was awkward as I just floored her near the door. He said I could get away with that and next registered a complaint about the Bush family and I said I would tell the authorities which I did.

About the punch out enjoy the Jefferson Airplane’s recording of White Rabbit, depicting a Bush icon as tall Alice, a junkie, that in real life tries to make junk look good saying it can be used medically. The song depicts me as small Alice realizing that it is true that junk is junk although sometimes learned awkwardly and knowing there are better ways and my dear readers those ways are easy to find. As simple as cleansing properly with warm and cool water. Warm kills bacteria. Cool shrinks pores keeping out dirt, germs, carcinogens, and toxins. Temperature adjustment stimulates, relieves inflammation and pain. A better way is as simple as massage for pain relief.

One picture being worth one thousand words can be a true thought. The pictures of the Beatles manors is bring forth lifetime stories, morals, warnings, art forms and healthy ways. Pictures nowadays can be altered with computers to present falsehoods like many politicians and lovers do.

There are judgments made of all forms of work including photography and the stories they tell and each of us gives our interpretation.

On Amazon I found books of English etiquette which I purchased and I intend to gift wrap one for Elaine. However I don’t know how to give it to her as I’m afraid she’ll try to kill me as will the Bush family and blame it on her.

Speaking of opinions and interpretations

I am saddened at the diagnosis of King Charles with pancreatic cancer. Bananas help control glucose which is part of the pancreas function. King Charles is a majestic trying to make a better world and trying to honor those who do. He is opposed by every greedy villain in his country that claims King Charles isn’t dominating the world enough. The Rolling Stones are his main opponents.

Elaine went crazier from misfit relationships than the lonely McCartneys. She took to stripping in volatile manners movie stars. She feels and projects that it is proper to show lewd acts of offensive sex in films when she is unhappy or upset. She gets angry when she doesn’t get her with anyone when she wants and steals from family homes when she visits if her commands aren’t honored. She gets sadder and sadder at the loss of her family members, quite because of her misbehavior as well as theirs. I believe her mother and uncle may of tried to commit her to a British mental institution, Strawberry Fields, but the institution couldn’t calm her enough to keep her there. She has become mother to several strawberry haired children since she was a preteen.

Sir Paul and Linda somehow show some intelligent offspring and even Elaine has some although hers seem to refer to their mum as a mistake that requires punishment.

Every picture tells a story. The ones of the British manors mentioned seem to tell of British life hiding justice with scandal and scandal with justice. It’s time we learn to behave nicely, nicely again. Return to times where the nicest win like refreezing the Bering Sea for climate change ameliorating. I have the thermodynamics that prove refreezing the Bering Sea is possible as the thermodynamics to prove King Charles is trying to be majestic. God save the king and God bless America.