Life's Long List of Groceries

Prompt: Write a story in the form of a grocery list

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

4 TV dinners

1 frozen pizza

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 box of spaghetti

1 jar of spaghetti sauce, the red one

4 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 box of spaghetti

1 jar of spaghetti sauce, the green one

1 package of hot dogs

1 bag of hot dog buns

1 bottle of ketchup

2 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 bag of milk

1 dozen eggs

1 squash

1 zucchini

2 boxes of grape tomatoes (if those are a thing)

Otherwise, 2 tomatoes and 2 boxes of grapes

1 red onion (a red onion is purple)

1 shallot

1 head of garlic

1 bundle of carrots

1 bag of the white sort of rice

1 bottle of Worcestershire sauce

1 bottle of soy Sauce

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 box of spaghetti

1 box of spaghetti sauce, the green one

1 package of hot dogs

1 pack of hot dog buns

1 bag of bread

1 pack of cheese slices

1 meat thing, whatever is there

1 case of beer

→ Check if the store has cologne

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 package(?) of chicken breast

1 bag of salad

1 box of spaghetti

1 box of spaghetti sauce, the green one

1 package of hot dogs

1 pack of hot dog buns

1 bag of bread

1 pack of cheese slices

1 meat thing, whatever is there

1 case of beer

1 bottle of cologne

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

4 chicken breasts

1 bag of rice

2 pieces of broccoli

1 bag of bread

1 slice of cheese

2 T-bone steaks

1 bag of potatoes

1 bottle of Wine

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Grocery List:

4 cases of beer

1 bottle of Jack’s for Gabe

1 Hennessey for Andrew

1 some kind of rum, John wasn’t specific

1 bottle of vodka for Hector

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Grocery List:

5 TV Dinners

1 bottle of Ibuprofen

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Grocery List:

1 box of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 box of spaghetti

1 jar of spaghetti sauce, the green one

1 package of hot dogs

1 bag of hot dog buns

2 steaks (Whatever fits within your budget for this month)

1 bag of potatoes

1 bottle of Wine

1 Box of Chocolates

1 bouquet of flowers

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Grocery List:

1 box of spaghetti

1 jar of spaghetti sauce, the green one

1 package of hot dogs

1 bag of hot dog buns

2 steaks (Whatever fits within your budget for this month)

1 bag of potatoes

1 bottle of Wine

1 Box of Chocolates

1 bouquet of flowers (she likes tulips)

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Grocery List:

2 steaks (Whatever fits within your budget for this month)

1 bag of potatoes

1 bottle of Wine

1 Box of Chocolates

1 bouquet of flowers

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Grocery List:

50 sets of plastic cutlery

50 Plastic Cups

50 Paper Plates

“Enough” Napkins

1 Brisket

2 rotisserie chickens

3 bags of potatoes

4 heads of Cabbage for Coleslaw

10 bottles of Champagne

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Grocery List:

1 dozen eggs

1 bag of bread

1 bag of apples

1 pack of ground beef

1 head of lettuce

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 piece of broccoli

4 cans of dog food

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Grocery List:

1 dozen brown eggs

3 bags of whole wheat Bread

1 bag of Macintosh Apples

2 packs of Lean ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers, not zucchini

1 bag of carrots, not baby carrots, the big ones

2 pieces of broccoli with the stems

4 of the big bags of dog food

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 dozen brown eggs

3 bags of bread

1 bag of Macintosh apples

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 case of beer

→ Pet store for dog toys

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Grocery List:

1 dozen brown eggs

3 bags of bread

1 bag of Macintosh apples

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 pregnancy test (the white stick with the pink bit at the end)

2 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

2 boxes of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 can of baby formula

1 dozen eggs

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 box of low sugar cereal

1 bag of 2% milk

1 can of the good formula

1 dozen eggs

1 packs of ground beef

1 package of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 case of beer

1 bottle of cologne

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Grocery List:

2 boxes of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 can of baby formula

1 dozen eggs

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 box of chocolates → Pay Cash

1 bouquet of roses → Pay Cash

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Grocery List:

2 boxes of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 can of baby formula

1 dozen eggs

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

1 bottle of wine → Pay cash

→ Throw out list

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Grocery List:

2 boxes of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 can of baby formula

1 dozen eggs

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

2 T-bone steaks

1 bag of potatoes

4 bags of dog food

2 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

2 boxes of cereal

1 carton of milk

1 can of baby formula

1 dozen eggs

2 packs of ground beef

1 pack of cucumbers

1 bag of carrots

2 pieces of broccoli

4 bags of dog food

2 T-bone steaks

1 bag of potatoes

4 bags of dog food

2 cases of beer

1 bottle of wine(that one that she likes with the red label)

1 bouquet of tulips

1 box of chocolates

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

4 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

4 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

4 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

4 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

3 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

3 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

2 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

2 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

2 bags of dog food

3 cases of beer

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Grocery List:

5 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 bag of flour

1 bag of sugar

1 packet of yeast

1 bottle of canola oil

5 TV dinners

1 case of beer

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Grocery List:

1 bag of all-purpose flour

1 packet of yeast

1 bottle of honey

1 bottle of olive oil

1 box of spaghetti

1 jar of spaghetti sauce

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Grocery List:

2 cuts of salmon

3 sweet potatoes

1 tub of butter

1 tub of Greek Yogurt

1 head of iceberg lettuce

1 tub of feta Cheese

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Grocery List:

1 pack of chicken Thighs

1 head of garlic

1 bottle of chicken broth

1 small carton of heavy Cream

1 lemon

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Grocery List:

5 TV Dinners

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Grocery List:

5 TV Dinners

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Grocery List:

5 TV Dinners

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Grocery List:

4 TV Dinners

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Grocery List:

3 TV Dinners

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Grocery List:

1 T-bone steak

Potatoes

Wine

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Grocery List:

1 case of beer