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Sanaritan Antibacterial Multi Surface Cleaner Spray, 2-Pack (2 x 1L), Household Cleaning Solution, Protection from Nasties, No Scent, Allergen-Free, Undetectable

£0.80 (£0.40 per litre)

Product details

Brand: Sanaritan

Specific uses for product: All cleaning requirements

Surface recommendation: Tested to be effective on all surfaces

Special feature: Free and secure app for personalised support

Country of origin: United Kingdom

About this item

• KILLS 99.9% OF NASTIES - Our solution acts speedily and is scientifically proven to kill 99.9% of the undesirables present in your home.

• VERSATILE ALL-ROUNDER - There is no type of contaminant or stain too great or too complex for our formula. Sanaritan helps in every location around the house: kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, lounge - even home devices like phones or delicate tech such as security systems.

• NON-TOXIC - We recognise that some users may have health vulnerabilities. Our solution is kind to your surfaces and to you. We believe in a holistic and natural solution.

• SAFE AND EASY TO USE - The spray works with just one trigger; it couldn’t be simpler. Our app is secure and understands you don't want to be bothered with notifications.

• DOMESTIC SHIELD - Our product acts as a protective layer against pathogens and is proven to reduce cautions received for not fulfilling the Daily Domestic Duty (DDD) by 100%.

• 50+ YEARS OF EXPERTISE: Sanaritan has pioneered household cleansing for over 50 years. Ensuring that everyone has the chance to live in a clean and pleasant home isn’t just our day-to-day: it’s our mission. We are always adapting to find the best way to do this in our world of evolving pathogens.

Product safety

Warning! Despite non-toxic ingredients:

• Can cause a reaction in those susceptible to irritants.

• Use safely. Always read the label and product information before first use. We recommend where possible using in an unoccupied space.

Additional description

There is no mess to small or too big for Sanaritan: whether it’s a slight smudge or a predicament so bad you’re tempted to move out - if it were that easy! Think of us first: our handy spray is there for any scenario.

Since our launch last year, 50,000 have used our services. Sanaritan are a tried-and-tested household name who have earned the confidence of thousands.

Our holistic support considers everyone living in your home - children, pets, and anyone you care about sharing the space. We understand how important they are to you, so they matter just as much to us. That’s why our formula is gentle, so we can be inclusive and safe for all your loved ones.

DON’T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD OUR FREE CLEANING HELP APP

Our app gives you access to a whole new world of help. It’s free and created with consideration: we know you don’t want your home information shared with all and sundry, so you can access our diagnostic tools with the ultimate discretion. We are a judgement-free organisation - the mess and dirt of everyday life happens to everyone and we’re here to provide a helping hand, no matter your circumstances.

Our software will assess your home cleanliness and give you clear next steps to get your home feeling fabulous and fresh. Your DDD is our Reason to Be!

Sanaritan prides itself on being a UK-wide company with offices local to England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. We are able to offer bespoke support to customers in every corner of the UK.

We truly stand apart - our work goes beyond the norm with a dedicated, hardworking team who genuinely care and put people at the heart of everything we do.

Ingredients

Na₀CO₇, KOH, C₆H₅NaO₂, C₆H₃O(C₆H₅O₁)_nOH, C₂H

From the manufacturer

Approved production company no. 4376353 from sector 1: Domestic

Additional information

Date First Available: 10 Sept. 2043

Customer Reviews: 4.8 out of 5 stars

5 star: 91%

4 star: 6%

3 star: 0%

2 star: 0%

1 star: 3%

Top reviews from the United Kingdom

👤 sally carpe diem ❤️

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ helped remove persistent stain

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 May 2044

Verified purchase

we had a stain for years i couldn’t get rid of, tried all sorts but nothing worked until sanaritan - now my living room is as good as new and even better. it’s amazing stuff, if you have any persistent stains i can’t say enough how much I recommend it.

👤 L. B.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ App is true to word

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 28 March 2044

Verified purchase

Downloaded the app and followed the advice to improve my home and help fulfil my DDD. The write up is absolutely true, it keeps all your data secure and is very unnoticeable on your phone. Make sure you do also get the app and follow all the instructions carefully as they really do take care to make it personal to you.

👤 Mrs. j. moreau

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Give this to your friends

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 26 March 2044

Verified purchase

I was given some of this by a friend and it was the best gift they’ve ever given me. At this price there’s no excuse to buy it for everyone you think might need it.

👤 Mr. Derek Cracknell

Average for cleaning; app useless

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 February 2044

Verified purchase

Not sure what the fuss is about to be perfectly honest. The cleaning fluid works just as effectively as any other, so I shall afford them one star, but the app is extremely buggy. Can’t seem to get anything out of it. Yet another company who promise the earth and cannot deliver!

👤 SaffR

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ helps with the DDD

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 February 2044

Verified purchase

Fulfilling the DDD was always a struggle even after the Domestic Realignment Scheme and i was always getting reported but now I feel like I won’t ever have to worry about it again. Thank you Sanaritan

👤 ANN

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Lifesaver

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 February 2044

Verified purchase

This is more than a cleaning spray, this is a lifesaver!!!

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12 likes 8 comments

Katie Neward
15:56 Jun 23, 2025

This is great! I'm amazed at the idea, and the way you made it true. Wanted to google the chemicals, are they something regular?

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Avery Sparks
13:15 Jun 24, 2025

Thanks Katie! The chemicals came from a formula but I changed the subscripts (little numbers) to a hidden phone number. This worked ok a desktop but not on a phone so if you're viewing on a phone you may not see the numbers. So they're not real compounds but are inspired by them.

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Nicole Moir
22:15 Jun 16, 2025

So good! What a smart way to weave your message throughout! Great read and looks so professional too!

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Avery Sparks
23:26 Jun 18, 2025

Thank you Nicole!

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Keba Ghardt
23:46 Jun 08, 2025

Ooh, such intrigue! The formatting is great, the encoded language is en pointe. Excellent world building, with some very realistic British wingeing thrown in

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Avery Sparks
08:16 Jun 09, 2025

Thank you Keba - this was a fun challenge to think around (obviously not fun subject matter...). The whingeing came naturally.

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Francis D
03:19 Jun 19, 2025

1. Your use of corporate language as a delivery system for something more unsettling is masterful.
The way you present bureaucracy and control under the banner of cleanliness and convenience is both funny and quietly chilling. It reminded me of stories that sneak up on you, where the horror is in how normal everything sounds.

2. The world-building here is sharp and restrained in the best way.
You let the absurdity speak for itself. The DDD, the “secure” app, the quiet compliance baked into everyday domestic life all add up without needing to be overexplained. It feels like the future is already here, and that’s what makes it hit.

3. What I admire most is the tone. Calm, helpful, and deeply unnerving.
You never break character, and that commitment makes it even more effective. It’s easy to imagine someone reading this thinking they’re in on the joke, until they slowly realize they’re not laughing anymore. That balance is tough, and you pull it off.

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Avery Sparks
20:59 Jun 20, 2025

Thank you so much for reading — and apologies for the late reply, I’ve been in the middle of moving house! I really appreciated your comment; it was thoughtful, generous, and a pleasure to read.

It’s always interesting to see how a piece comes across, and I really liked the way you described the tone and world-building — especially the idea of things sneaking up quietly. I was aiming for some kind of Atwood-Breaking Bad-Amazon crossover, and I hope in the end put together a reading where by leaning into one of those there may be a sliver or hope to be found in the dystopia.

Thank you again for taking the time to share your thoughts.

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