Friday June 13, 2025
12:05am
Janessa: u downstairs?
12:06pm
Janessa: Srsly quiet down
12:07pm
Janessa: David STFU
Monday June 23, 2025
Incoming Call - Vicky
“Hey, when did you need my truck?”
“ASAP. I can’t stand his pleading anymore.”
“I told you to get a doorbell camera. If you did, he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.”
“Excuse me for trusting my boyfriend.”
“Your mistake. Never trust your partner. At least not 100%.”
“Girl. David didn’t cheat.”
“Just lied to you about having friends over. Still means you shouldn’t trust him.”
“Whatever. Just come get me when you can. I need to get out of this house.”
Tuesday June 24, 2025
Your Amazon.com order of “Motion Sensor Indoor Cam…”
Hello David,
Thank you for shopping with us. We’ll send a confirmation when your items ship.
Thursday June 26, 2025
2:05pm
Troy: WTF is ur problem?
2:05pm
Janessa: Looks like I forgot to block u
2:05pm
Troy: Don’t! FR, David didn’t do anything. You’re leaving a 3 year relationship over this?
2:06pm
Troy: Jan? Did you block me?!
Friday June 27, 2025
Incoming Call - Vicky
“Have you never paid an eclectic bill?”
“Um, yes I have?”
“Jan. You left all the lights on again.”
“No I didn’t.”
“Well it wasn’t me. And I have a doorbell camera, so I'd know if someone broke in just to run up my bill.”
“Vik, I didn’t leave the lights on!”
“Whatev.”
Sunday June 29, 2025
7:00pm
David: waste of my money.
7:20pm
Troy: lies. Those cams are the shit.
7:25pm
David: Maybe. But nothing’s happening.
7:26pm
Troy: Jan is crazy. She dreamed up stuff.
7:26pm
David: Jan isn’t crazy. Just cause I was gaming and didn’t hear it doesn’t mean there wasn’t something there.
7:30pm
Troy: And u didn’t hear it over the next few days cause…?
7:31pm
David: shut up. Just grab some beers and get over here.
Monday June 30, 2025
Reddit Post
AITA For Kicking Out My BFF After Only A Week?
My best friend in the whole world broke up with her long term boyfriend and I offered her a place to stay so she could get away from his lying ass. She said he had friends over at odd hours and made a bunch of noise, waking her up and leaving messes. No proof of this, but I believed her. Now she’s acting all crazy at my place. She’s suddenly a slob, leaves lights on all day every day, and I think she might be sneaking guys into my place when I’m gone. Again, no proof. But I think she got access to my doorbell camera, so she’s messing with the footage. Would I be an a-hole if I kicked her out even though she has no place else to go?
Wednesday July 2, 2025
6:44 pm
Janessa: Was I inconsiderate and messy over the years?
6:44pm
David: u unblocked me?! how ru can we talk
6:45pm
Janessa: This is important.
6:45pm
David: IDK sometimes. Nothing major.
6:50pm
Janessa: But it was messy that last week
6:51pm
David: mutually messy. If that’s the issue, we can go to couple’s counseling. I’ll be better.
7:00pm
Janessa: I didn’t leave a mess
7:00pm
David: maybe not a lot then. Doesn’t matter.
7:05pm
Janessa: did u really leave messes or did u think it was all me
7:05pm
David: IDC can we talk?
7:06pm
David: Jan?
7:10pm
David: Come on, Jan!
Saturday July 5, 2025
Incoming Call - Victoria
“Speak of the devil.”
“Why would you be talking about me, Troy?”
“Just kidding. Jeez.”
“Are you drunk? It’s only 11!”
“It’s a holiday weekend. Chill.”
“Whatever. I don’t care. Look, how is David doing?”
“How do you think? He’s heartbroken.”
“Uh huh. And he didn’t admit to having people over?”
“No cause he didn’t. If he had people over, I’d be one of ‘em.”
“I think I fucked up.”
“You? No way!”
“Shut up. I’m serious. I made Jan move out a couple days ago. She was driving me crazy.”
“Um, you kicked out your best friend right after a breakup?”
“I already feel guilty, okay? But she was a bad roommate. Leaving stuff everywhere, never turning off the lights. I think she was fiddling with my doorbell camera too.”
“And you didn’t sit down and talk it out? You sound like her when she broke up with David.”
“I tried and she denied it. But now I think something might actually be wrong. What if she has a brain tumor or something?”
“Way to jump to conclusions. Just check on her. Be a good friend.”
“I’ll try… Can you tell David I’m sorry?”
“Tell him yourself.”
Sunday July 6, 2025
Re: Unexplained Noises
Janessa,
I didn’t think you had a case until your last email. You’re sure the noises this time aren’t from your new neighbors? If you can rule that out, maybe my team can come take a look. Honestly, if it all started on Friday the 13th, it’s possible it could be paranormal. Won’t know for sure until we actually look into it.
Wednesday July 9, 2025
10:45 pm Incoming Call - Janessa
10:45 pm Missed Call - Janessa
10:46 pm Incoming Call - Janessa
10:46 pm Missed Call - Janessa
Wednesday July 9, 2025
10:46 pm
Janessa: Vik I’m coming over something’s wrong.
Wednesday July 9, 2025
10:47 pm Incoming Call - Janessa
10:47 pm Missed Call - Janessa
10:47 pm
Voicemail: Vik, I’m not crazy something is in my house. The party noises, the banging, it’s here too. It wasn’t Dav-
Thursday July 10, 2025
Incoming Call - Troy
“Any news?”
“The cops say she’s an adult. She’s free to wander off if she wants to.”
“What? You played them the voicemail, right?”
“They said there weren’t any suspicious noises. When they did a wellness check, there weren't signs of a struggle.”
“Or whoever took her cleaned up the scene.”
“It did look really clean when I went over there. I just feel bad.”
“Don’t, babe. You didn’t know this would happen.”
“I shouldn’t have kicked her out! And if I wasn’t with you last night, I would've seen her calls.”
“Don’t blame yourself. David’s kicking his own ass too. No one is at fault but Janessa.”
“Or whoever took her.”
Monday August 11, 2025
7:15 pm
David: I have to move
7:17 pm
Troy: ? Too many mems?
7:17 pm
David: No
7:17 pm
David: Yes but no
7:18 pm
David: I got into Jan’s email
7:20 pm
Troy: hacked?
7:20 pm
David: I know her passwords
7:22 pm
Troy: And?
7:23 pm
David: She was emailing someone about paranormal stuff. Like a poltergeist or demon following her.
7:24 pm
Troy: Be FR
7:24 pm
David: She explained it all. The noises, the messy stuff. It started on Friday June 13th. And it followed her to Vicky’s house and then to the new apartment.
7:25 pm
Troy: She's crazy
7:25 pm
David: No. She isn't. And I need to get out of here.
7:25 pm
Troy: Y
7:26 pm
David: my house is messy again and an email appeared in her drafts 5 minutes ago
Monday August 11, 2025
draft (no subject)
Get Out Of The House 🙂
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