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Submitted to Contest #103
Dear Alex, It’s me again! Just wanted to update you on the menu for tonight and how to prepare it: Step 1) Retrieve a stainless-steel toenail spoon. Step 2) Use the spoon to remove the hurl-inducing toe jam clinging to all my toes. Step 3) Pair my toenail jam with your favorite imported pâté and Persian shallots dipping sauce. Bon Appétit YOU WRETCHED WENCH!!! For the last 376 nights, I have had the pleasure of being Alex’s Foodie Consultant, giving her a fresh new recipe, right before my bedtime. All of them, of course, included some grue...
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