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Submitted to Contest #319
I’ve been along almost the entire stretch of road and I still -Jackpot!Oh ho, this looks juicy. Looks way better than the dry cracker I had this morning. That cracker was drier than that guy who was trying to woo the scarf lady with numbers.Pfft, what an amateur! Everyone knows the only way to woo a lady is to bring her the juicy meats from Ahmed’s Shawarma. And to have groomed fur. And to have clean ears. And clean whiskers. And smell like day-old garbage, not two-day old garbage. And to not trip over your paws when you’re approaching her.W...
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