Peter Warnock

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Jun, 2024

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“Grab The Brass Ring” by Peter Warnock

Submitted to Contest #256

GRAB THE BRASS RING“You bloody ass hole! How dare you call me?” Liz couldn’t believe that Dan, her ex-husband, would have the nerve to call her. But what was even worse, was how he knew that she hadn’t bothered to renew the no contact order. It was three years to the day, since the judge had banged his gavel, and ended the worst marriage in history. “Please just listen to me Liz! Don’t hang-up! All I want is a few minutes of your time, and then if you still want it, I’ll get out of your life forever!” ...

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“I Am Not A Robot” by Peter Warnock

Submitted to Contest #255

I AM NOT A ROBOTJack and Gale sat back and marvelled at the stupidity. No matter how hard they tried, the robot program wouldn’t let them speak to a human.“Try this one.” Together they had tried everything they could think of. “Human in need of human assistance!”Jack typed it in, but the same answer came back.“I’m sorry, but I’m only a robot. Please ask a question so that I may help you.” This seemed to be the only reply that was available.Jack scrolled down the page, and started counting. “That’s an even 50.&nb...

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“Eat My Shit” by Peter Warnock

Submitted to Contest #255

EAT MY SHITTim closed the work shop door and locked it with several different bolts. It was only now that he turned on the light. None of his alarms had been tripped, so he dialed in the combination that lifted the security cloak from his prized racer.This year was going to be different. “I’ll be damned if anybody is going to steal my ideas this year!”Last year, his idea to use the tank bolt holes for extra thrust had been copied. Even now he regretted his stupidity. His only excuse was that he was very young. T...

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