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PerryTheInventor !!!

Author on Reedsy Prompts since May, 2023

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It's all fake!

PerryTheInventor !!!

Submitted to Contest #207

"Wait, it's all fake? Nothing we know is real? It's just a trillion-dollar scam?" "YES!!!! Multi-trillion!" he excitedly whispered. Everyone in the room nodded with sober, serious faces and a silent knowing grin. I'm nervous. I feel the blood drain from my head. Here I stand, three miles underground in a bunker sealed off from civilization at the most secret, top secret, US Government lab, and I just learned all their research is fake. Nothing has been innovated here in decades. Exposing a secret of this magnitude would make my career. O...

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Dog Brain

PerryTheInventor !!!

Submitted to Contest #202

Please, take the pill. I don’t want to, Jessica. Why? Because, I won’t be able to speak with my, ruff, my friends. Ruff, ruff. Stop it. You know you can speak with them. If you can even call what you do speaking that is. Can you even understand what they are saying? ChinChin, look at me! You’re being insensitive. I can understand what they say. Not, not like how we converse. Converse is the right word? Right? Yes, ruff...

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I hate this...

PerryTheInventor !!!

Submitted to Contest #201

“I hate this. Every time I go to work I have to deal with the warring factions. The petty people. The masses who seek feeling superior to others. Baselessly. They look for reasons to fight. It makes life difficult for no reason. I don’t mind hard work. I don’t mind difficult situations. Situations that require finesse or clever solutions. I hate the endless arguing. Arguing now for a chance at a possible future benefit.I want to spend my time with family. I don’t want to give up family time hoping for something good to happen in the fut...

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TLC For The People

PerryTheInventor !!!

Submitted to Contest #200

Bobby stepped into the elevator. A full 150 pounds lighter. He flashed the now common toothless closed mouth smile and uttered the muffled sounds suggesting “hello.” He proudly pointed to his Commitment badge on his left lapel. It said, “I can’t talkBecauseMy Lips are Sealed!Tight Lips Corp”His odd grin, bright red TLC badge, and emaciated look were all too common. Even though the hearings were about to start. He didn’t seem to care.I planned my day around the hearings. My calendar says, “Hearings 1-3.” Many of us traders blocked our ca...

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