Mike Ox

Author on Reedsy Prompts since May, 2020

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“Goose” by Mike Ox

Submitted to Contest #41

Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and they chase after me when I'm minding my own god damned business. Like, seriously? I don't have a car and I'm having to walk to campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite cunts!); do I deserve this too? I've often fantasized about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I l...

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