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Madam GOAT

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The Moth Eaten Killer Cabin

Madam GOAT

Submitted to Contest #79

“This is all your fault, mother!” I yelled, staring at my mother with pure disgust. “I am stuck in this mucky wood with my disgusting neighbors because you wanted to go on a little joy ride to have some ‘neighborly fun’.” “ME?” She stammered, rage spreading across her long narrow face. “You were the one who said you were bored and you wanted to do something because you broke your life because you don’t have any friends so I came along so I could help you make friends again.” “I’m hungry Mrs. Neighbor.” One of the short ugly neighbors said,...

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Some WEIRD Cookies

Madam GOAT

Submitted to Contest #71

Finally, my mother took me to the grocery store, but I wasn’t the one who actually wanted to go inside the store. I had some business to attend to in the car. “So you said you needed, what again?” My mom asked me. “Chocolate chips, vanilla powder, and epsom salt.” “Epsom salt?” “Umm, my feet are um, swelling.” I answer, remembering some boring book that talked about the combination of epsom salt and feet. “Ok?” Finally, she walked away and I noticed her mask still hanging on the back of my chair. “MOM! You forgot your mask!” I ho...

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What Oreo Slobber Really Is

Madam GOAT

Submitted to Contest #65

“Oh for the love of cod!” Boe exclaimed, with far more than a “hint” of annoyance.“If you don’t get your ugly little black butt over here, I’ll make sure that instead of your delicious pies every morning, you’ll eat TERMITES TILL THE DAY YOU DIE!”“Oh, if ya’ put it that way. I think I’ll join you two girls.” Say-So, the most talkative witch you have ever (and ever I say) heard, responded to Boe, with a full-on, 100% sarcastic voice.“Ladys, ladys! Let’s calm down,” Raa, the wise one said. “We don’t want another incident, now do we?”The incide...

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