a thirsty vampire desires potato chips
with bloody lips
and rotund hips
she's in the background screaming
with witticisms and quips
that's what a thirsty vampire does for
salty potato chips
and she eats them with pursed lips
pale from bloodlust
her fingers in a white-knuckled grip
upon the yellow salted ovals
with crystals divine
her neck is tilted forward
her nose is supine