“When Linda grows up, she wants to be an investigator.” (Quote from her former co-worker, affectionately titled ‘non-boss’)
Linda has been an avid reader and (coffee) drinker for decades, and sees no reason to stop now. Her long-suffering husband prevents her from setting the world on fire (‘the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity’, James 3:6), which is his service to humanity.
If she had a pet, it would be a big Maine Coon cat or possibly a team of grazing goats.