Julie Ainger

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Oct, 2021

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““Just the facts Ma’am”” by Julie Ainger

“Results and Roses”By Edgar Guest”The man who wants a garden fair, or small or very big. With flowers growing here and there, must bend his back and dig. The things are mighty few on earth that wishes can attain. Whatever we want of any worth, we’ve got to work to gain. It matters not what goal you seek its secret here reposes:You’ve got to dig from week to week to get results or roses.Dig. Probe.Pray. Repeat.Dig. Probe. Pray. Repeat.Dig. Probe. Pray. Repeat.Dig. Probe. Pray. Repeat.Union is strength with the best people. Generally imperfect...

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“Window of Vulnerability ” by Julie Ainger

Window of Vulnerability is not a Window of Opportunity.There are no short cuts.No one loves to clean up the mess.Glasses get stomped on, glasses get brokenHaste makes wasteAnd so do lies.Waste not want not.And so do lies.Just show up? Not exactly.Making false “nicey nice” is stupid.Make little difference.No matter who you are.What color you “love” or identify with.Skim or Whole.Simply saying “hello” is nothing more than saying “hello.”Spend more than a minute in the trenches with another.And then come talk to me.It is the way it should be.Al...

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“Impalpable-bly impalpable by Old/New Ambiguous or Obvious? Standards…..” by Julie Ainger

”You can’t touch this”.A worldwide legend of rap, and MC Hammer wrapped it.Out loud.With a jig and a dance and a romp and a stomp.Rapped🙂.Wrapped.☺️That’s a wrap.😃.Catchy tune.Awesome stepsCatchy phrase.Timeless. Make a point. Make a sale. Make a point.A lot of them.Points. Sales.Make a sale. Make a point…Hammer did make one …or two gagillion.When it “came out”.The people loved it. A lot.Words. The words spread like wildfire.Royalties are prob’ still flowing in.Had folks dancing in the streets.And wishing and hoping……”I toured around the wor...

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“Confabulation is not Fabulous in the Survival of the Fittest” by Julie Ainger

Drive for show. Putt for dough?How do rumors get started.Started by the jealous people.And. TheyGet mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding.Holding what?A bouquet.A glass.A drink.A baby.A hand.An artichoke.An office.The cards?Times are apocryphal. Fascinating in parts, stupefyingly dull in others. Given wide currency. Very wide currency. A cacophony of rumors, denunciations, tall tales, sightings, clues and confessions that sweep among the streets out there. (cd)To roost. To fester. Seek at all costs to destroy in some cas...

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“Reign or Rain. Blah or Blog” by Julie Ainger

Funny thing about communication.When all else fails.We tend to talk about the weather.As if we have any control over it. We plan for it, around it or above it or below it. We are convinced we can control it. Control our lives around it. As with any and many things that happen in our lives, we have very little control.Make it rain?You reign supreme?Blah, Blah, What are you sayin’Or “Put it all out there” for the world to see.And decideTo choose.Or “play” the victim.How best do we come to term? Come to terms. With the day. With the way we beh...

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“The Perfect Fit. Soul and The Selfless Relection” by Julie Ainger

Just because.Let’s imagine, looking in the mirror.Hoping?Wishing?To see something different.Just because.Does not mean you are different. Even if you change what you look like. Cut your hair. Change your clothes. Shave your this or that. Feverishly browse the shelves of change looking for the perfect shade, the perfect color. The perfect fit. Deep down inside, if nothing changes what changes?What is the change worth?To you?To come to terms.To come to terms with the then, the now.Entangled in a constant state of confusion over the change of t...

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“The say-so-see-saw of subjugation.” by Julie Ainger

Who made you the boss?The boss of you, the boss of me?UpDownUpDownUpDownUpDownUpDownUpDownUpDownSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawSay SoSee SawPin ‘em in any which way but loose.It’s ridiculous.And Sad.Assert yourself ?What’s the point?A lot.And you have every human and rightful right to do so.Keep in mind, folks can be tricky.Very tricky.Ok. Ok. Say so can be a statement that is not supported by any proof.100 proof, 50 proof—whatever. 20 proof. Your proof. Their proof. The gray area b...

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“Lacadaisical Labyrinth ” by Julie Ainger

Marked.For life.For a life.Of and in your life.May not be so funny “ha ha” after all.Profiling.Priming. Pruning. Grooming.Does not sound like a beautiful garden in the making. In the growing.Late to the Party? Again.Perhaps it was not that fun to begin with but loaded—-with a lot of ammo of point, shoot and click…….For later. For use….laterJust in case.There was a deal on the table, under the table over the table……..To intrude upon.Tired of being late to the party?Me too.Contemporaneous Coincidence?Who knows.Effort Really Counts?Used to.When...

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“To be understood as to understand” by Julie Ainger

Life is a battlefield sometimes.Love is a battlefield sometimes.Sometimes it hurts for no reason.Taking the fight and running with it, seems well, lonely.We come face to face with fear and dig deep into our personal arsenals to figure out how to fight, the detractors, the so called enemy, the inability to hear and understand another in the simplest way.There is no such thing as a small act of kindness.We all become so busy, rushing here, rushing there we oftentimes forget to,STOP, LOOK, LISTEN.There is nothing worse than crying out and havin...

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““Hachoo!” Surreptitious Superficiality” by Julie Ainger

Bless you.GesunheidtIs it allergies?Seasonal allergies?Pollen.Dander.A bug?A virus.Does it even matter at this point?Looks good. Good looks.Will it ever end—the bug-being-excuse. The excused excuse of all the excuses of our modern times.Haven’t we all been through enough?Apparently not.So we are continued and continually pursued in order to be put through the ringer.Bring it On.Be careful of the quiet ones. The ones tiny enough to get by.You.Slinking.Blinking.Winking.And.Stinking.Wreaking of the havoc they continue to quietly spew. Distracti...

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“Cuffed. He said. She said. Keep your hands on the wheel.” by Julie Ainger

Rewrite.Re-boot.Reduce.Reuse.Recycle.Now that the cameras are everywhere, how best to drive the point home?Soberly.Of course.Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.Why is it the offender walks away with hands and their side, strutting along and the defender is cuffed, hand to hand. Shuffling along. Somewhere dark and cold?Life gets in the way, that is why.Independence is learned, earned and not burned.If you happen to remember anything at the end of the day try and remember it is always best to take ...

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“What’s Sip? What’s Sup?” by Julie Ainger

93%. Yes. 93%. Important to remember that just about anything and everything is open to a debate nowadays. For purposes of communication, let’s explore the 93% rule. 93% Of non verbal communication accounts for our conversation. So. Words are coming out of our mouths. Yet. We are communicating a whole bunch of other information. Simultaneously. Who knew? Experts, most likely. The moment we awaken each and everyday, it is as if we are told to “Speak now”. And off to the daily race we go. Verbally. Non verbally. Nine types of non ver...

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“Small Talk” by Julie Ainger

Polite Talk.Small Talk.Is a kind of service to others.To establish and maintain social relationshipsThe ability to engage in small talk is and can be an important life skill. It serves a pragmatic sense of regard for others. An interest in their existence. For example, exchanges of social pleasantries that do not seek or offer information of intrinsic value but rather signal a willingness to observe conventional local expectations for politeness. (wk)Can you image a politeness competition?🙂 Wherein the two sides engaged in non stop polite wo...

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“Wisecracker Absurdity and the Practical Joke” by Julie Ainger

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Havelock EllisYeah. Right.Just ask Chester the Jester.In classical tradition the mingling of the tragic and the comic was not allowed.However. The comic relief lies somewhere in “there” and serves a purpose. It allows us as the tragic hero of our own stories a moment of levity and escape. As a break from the dark and heavy content. A release so to speak. From the momentary and sometimes monetary madness.Before we become straight-jacketed in the back of a vehicle on o...

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“Fortuitous fortitude or Fortunate Fortune” by Julie Ainger

In the right place at the right time or the wrong place at the wrong time. Depends on how you look at it. Knowing it when you see it or thinking it when you guess it. How do you know when someone is the enemy or a friend?The difference between fire and friendly fire. The hairball that causes a cough or a the hairball that causes joy?Circumstances bring you together and once you are here or there, what happens next could be good and it could be bad. What is the glue that sticks it? The landing. The bond that binds it. And. How will you know i...

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