Joel Bloom

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“Coffee Shop Curmudgeon” by Joel Bloom

Submitted to Contest #191

Hoover stood in line at the coffee shop and looked over the menu board. "Frappa Crappa..." he mumbled.." what happened to just plain coffee? Who the @%$! thought of putting oatmilk in anything? I mean, once it existed, people were gonna mix it in, but why bother to MILK an oat in the first place? Who thought of oatmilk at all? Do oats lactate? Do almonds? Do freaking soybeans?!? Its freaking oatJUICE! What's next? Skittle Latte?" He waved the two millenials who were standing behind him in line to go ahead of him. But in truth he needed a m...

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