Jerry Beitzel

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“Sand Dollar Cove Seagull Scoop: Sunburn and Shame” by Jerry Beitzel

Submitted to Contest #254

Sand Dollar Cove Seagull Scoop: Sunburn and Shame – The Truth About Sunshine Sammy! Well, butter my sea salt biscuits, everyone! Agnes Crankypants here with a Gulf Coast Sea Sizzle Story hotter than a July steel ramp boardwalk! We all know newcomer Sunshine Sammy, a double D busty beach naturally blonde vision with a smile that could charm a Brown Pelican off a Menhaden fish. Lately, her smile’s been lookin’ more like a wilted Seagrass out of the water. Why should you care? Let’s just say some of us have been acting crabbier w...

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Living large, writing larger. Sharing extraordinary tales, poems, & lyrics while battling invasive cancer. Join me for the wild ride. Writer on Medium.com (Jerileewei).