Jenn Oliphant

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“I Hate Walking” by Jenn Oliphant

Submitted to Contest #35

I hate walking. I could go get chicken wings instead. Chicken wings are way better than walking. That would be wrong, wouldn’t it? Spencer would be upset if I spent money on chicken wings. I don’t want to stress him out. Nope, I should just let this stupid Fitbit get to 10,000 steps. That’s the goal. Just get the steps and go home. Okay, just walk it out. I don’t want to be fat anymore. What makes me fat? Does walking make me fat? No. Walking is good for me. You know what makes me fat? Friggin chicken. Saucy, breaded, deep-fried and deliciou...

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