Jamie Zerndt

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“Dear Oprah,” by Jamie Zerndt

Submitted to Contest #212

Dear Oprah,             First off, let me say that this is a little awkward for me. I was watching the show where you put out a call for participants in your latest make-over contest when I had a revelation. Your words seemed to glow and beseech. Oprah understands, your eyes said, that a make-over can be metaphysical as well as physical. How can I say this? Oprah, I want to Botox my soul. Silicone my heart. Nip and tuck my very being.         &nbs...

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