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James Offenhartz

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Aug, 2023

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James Offenhartz

So, Mommy and Daddy are out for the night. They went to have romantic dinner and were stuck here with a babysitter again. We don’t even need no babysitter. I’m 12 and my sister’s 15. Why we need a babysitter. Something about laws, neglect, or some bullshit. But the babysitter doesn’t do much. She cooks some for us, which is ok and has a stupid sheet to call if there’s an emergency. There’s no eme...

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erotica?

James Offenhartz

It was a sad day. That's an understatement. Imagine losing two families at one time so you could live with your biological family who didn't want you. It was that kind of day. No food in the refridgerator, maxed out credit cards, unable to pay rent, this is bottom. May you never be here. So, I e-mailed the person in charge of my first family where I'd met my girlfriend. She's sweet and a great cook. She makes delicious things like seven-layer salad and things in a crock pot. After I e-mailed ...

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Materialism

James Offenhartz

They got a patent on it at moved it to Israel and they're working on setting up the metal detectors. Of course they are. Hell, they might even put it at the Wailing Wall. Great idea, right? Look, it is a great invention, a telephone to communicate with the dead, but any time someone invents something, something bad is done with it by evil bastards. Look at how much evil has been done through electricity, the nuclear bomb. You don't care though, be...

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