Heather Proud Funk

Author on Reedsy Prompts since May, 2024

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“The elephant with no water ” by Heather Proud Funk

5:00 a.m...alarm goes off. Not a cool alarm as in the iphone options, (wind chimes or a piano riff) rather the annoying loud "reh reh reh" sound that makes you want to through the alarm against the wall. I roll over to attempt to get my obnoxious belly situated to turn off the alarm in a calm and mannerly fashion and without waking everyone up. Relief, the annoying sound is gone but still echoing in my ears as if as a reminder that I am only gonna miss that stsound when I wont need to use it anymore. Ya know like when I am 80 years old and h...

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“I think I Dexeterd him ” by Heather Proud Funk

Submitted to Contest #250

(Whispering on cell phone) hey I know it’s Wednesday and you usually have your date with small hands, but I got to talk to you. “ who is this and how did you get my number?” It’s me Lila. I’m not calling from my phone. “ OK where’s your phone?” It’s not important right now. I think I’m in a lot of trouble. I gotta find some more safe to call you from. I’m throwing this cell phone in the water. I’ll call you back.” Lila takes the cell phone that she just grabbed and used to call her best friend smashes it and throws it in the lake hoping that...

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