Danielle A

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“Desperate Remedies” by Danielle A

Submitted to Contest #248

"Just relax." I did that in January, February, and March, but maybe April will be different. I can't be this broken that I can't relax, right? April is gonna be it. Relaxing. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm. "Have you tried getting drunk? Going on vacation? Drunk on vacation?" Well, it wasn't April as well, so May will be a combo month - relaxing, drinking, and a vacay. With these three checked, I can't not be pregnant at the end of this month, right? But how drunk is too drunk or not drunk enough? Never mind, I'll do both: two glasses of wine and two bottl...

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