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Cuz Roye

Author on Reedsy Prompts since May, 2024

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Change” To Royalty Always Makes Good, “Cents”

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“Change” To Royalty Always Makes Good, “Cents” Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a princess named Roxanne who lived in a small 60 room castle. She was really beautiful like her mama and extremely smart like her daddy, besides having servants to do just about everything she could ever need. The problem was she watched some movies on t v about people who fell i love and ended up getting married, but her parents were so protective of her they wouldn’t let her go out with anybody who wasn’t a prince a...

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How A Man

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Danny Makes An Excellent Choice That Counts Once upon a time in Danville, Va. lived a 9 year-old boy named Danny who lived a good life. Although he didn’t excel at anything in school or around his home, he did have it together in the brains-department. All of his senses were intact, particularly his 6th one known as, “common sense.” One reason he led such a good life was because his parents didn’t rule it. They let him make a lot of decisions that most kids his age were not able to choose. In that respect he was better off than most of ...

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The Tricks Trixie Used With An Angel's Help

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Once upon a time in the huge metropolis called Danville, Virginia there lived a 14 year-old girl named Trixie who was really smart. Actually, that was her nickname. She got it because she was so good at playing tricks on people. They were all tasteful, funny tricks. For example, when her daddy was on jury duty, she called up, "Daddy, there's a sheriff's car that just pulled up in our driveway." Then he said, "Oh, wow!" and put on his tie, fixed his hair nicely, brushed his teeth, and put on his favorite after-shave. "Here he comes," ca...

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How Sam Meets Someone Who Changes His Life

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Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a 9 year-0ld dude who answered to the name of Sam. Actually, half the dudes in Danville would answer to that name, the other half don’t answer at all. He was super-cool, in fact he couldn’t have been much cooler if they’d have put him in a freezer, except for one thing, he was constantly lying about many things that he lost all his credibility with everybody. Danville is such a huge metropolis and his daddy was the governor and his mother was the most highly esteemed n...

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Why Merry Was, “Mary” About Her Life

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Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a 12 year-old girl named Merry. She had everything needed to live a life that was as perfect as can be expected except for one minor problem, she was born with 2 heads. That made life really difficult for her. The worst part about ti was that neither of her heads could agree on the same thing. One of them wanted to do things that most girls enjoy like wear makeup and pretty clothes whereas the other one was a tomboy who was more interested in fishing, studying rept...

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Franks Date Took Him, Were, He Didn't Want To

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Franks Date Took Him, Were, He Didn't Want To There was a man named Frank who lived in a huge metropolis called Danville VA. He was actually a brilliant heart surgeon who knew everything there was to know about the human body and how it worked. He was actually pretty fearless, but there was one thing he was extremely afraid of, that was women. He’d had that awful phobia ever since he went to a party at O'leary's Bar. There were more women there than men which he thought was just fantastic. The cute girls were all there for the same...

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George Learns A Really Valuable Lesson

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Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a man named George who was a want-to-be scientist. He’d been interested in science since he was 8 years-old and saw a man come to his class and demonstrated how cool it was to do various experiments on things and watch them do amazing stuff, but whenever George tried to do them something always seemed to go wrong. When he tried to demonstrate how a bunsen burner worked, he ended up knocking it off the table which burned down not just the class, but the whole school went...

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A Giant Adventure Story For Fred

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Finding A Pixie Way Down In Dixie Once upon a time in a really huge metropolice called Danville, Va., there lived a 12 year-old boy named Fred who was constantly getting in various kinds of trouble. He was a really nice guy, except he continually made bad decisions for his life. When his mom told him to take out the trash he had mostly girls on his mind so he took out the trash to go see a movie which he didn't enjoy anyway. When his daddy said, "go cut the crass," he ended up making a line that went all the way across the yard to di...

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A Frog, "Tale" For Anne That Made Her, "Hoppy"

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A Frog, "Tale" For Anne That Made Her, "Hoppy" Once upon a time in a gigantic metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a guy who'd just graduated from medical school at a major university called Lynchburg College. He figured being in the medical field would be something that was in his genes because there were so many other doctors in his family like his uncle was a podiatrist named Dr. Shoals. His cousin was a nose specialist who's named Dr. Pepper. His cousin was a brain surgeon named Dr. Franklin Norman Stine. His thing was h...

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How A Man Can Go Ape For One Primate

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How A Man Can Go Ape For Onc PrimateOnce upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 18 year-old boy named Jack. He’d just graduated from Pittsburgh University. It really stunk so people called it, “P. U..” His master’s degree was in psychology, except he didn’t want to be a psychologist. During his junior year there, he was looking for a job to give a way to earn some money so he could hang with his frat brothers and everybody else who always gets a high-paying job while they’re in school. When he went to the Unemplo...

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Guy Falls In Love With Girl

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Guy And Girl Fall In Love Over A Crazy Coincidence Once upon a time in a huge matroppoliss called Danville, Va., there lived a witch named Broomhilda. She could get just about everything she ever wanted just by waving her magic wand and stating her request. That worked with just about everything she could ever need or want in life except for one thing, she wasn't allowed to make somebody fall in love with her. She lived with her witch sisters since she was born. When her mom's magic wand was stolen, (a witch can do no magic without ...

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Here's A, "Dog-Gone" Funny, "Tale" For A Dog

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Her'es A, "Dog-Gone" Funny, "Tale" For A Dog Once upon a time in a huge matropoliss called Danville, Va. lived a stray puppy. His owner wasn't expecting their dog to have a bunch so they didn't even worry giving him a name. It seamed all they did was yell at both of their dogs since they had no business with even owning any pet. They were inherritted by his mom who had suddenly gone Home to see her Maker and she didn't think about what to do with her dog's 6 puppies. Since they were always making a mess in his house and they were a...

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A Comedian Will Use His Head, Fred

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Now, Be Really Careful What You Wish For Once upon a time in a town called Danville, Va., there lived a doctor named Dr. Doctor. His original name would have been Dr. Keel, but he didn’t figure he would have a lot of people wanting to be treated by somebody who had that name. He was also, as some people called him, “eye candy.” In other words, he was a real knock-out just to look at him. He was a cross between Tom Cellick, John Waine, Richerd Simmens and Hulk Hogan all rolled into one. He was also a real certified genius who had a b...

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Now, Be Very Careful What You Wish For

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Now, Be Very Careful What You Wish For Once upon a time in a town called Danville, Va., there lived a doctor named Dr. Doctor. His original name would have been Dr. Keel, but he didn’t figure he would have a lot of people wanting to be treated by somebody who had that name. He was also, as some people called him, “eye candy.” In other words, he was a real knock-out just to look at him. He was a cross between Tom Cellick, John Waine, Richerd Simmens and Hulk Hogan all rolled into one. He was also a real certified genius who had a b....

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Casper Trys A New Thing That's Quite Helpful

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Casper Tries A New Thing That’s Quite Helpful Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a young man named Casper. He was constantly getting teased about his name by his classmates, neighbors, Cub Scout pack and even Church people. They'd say, "Hay, Casper! You sure do look like a friendly ghost" or, "Teach me to, 'casp' so I can hang with you!" and other comments which were even worse than those. For a while he tried to shrug it off, but the teasing about his name continued getting more intense all the ...

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