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Cuz Roye

Author on Reedsy Prompts since May, 2024

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Here's A Super Tale Of A, "Superman"

Cuz Roye

Here's A Super Tale Of A, "Superman" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mild-mannered newspaper reporter named Clerk Can't. Actually, that was what everybody in the mail room called him because none of his stories were interesting to anybody but him. The other reporters would write about stories of interest which affected the people of Danville. Yet Clerk was always writing ridiculous stories that he thought would interest the readers, but they did not. He was constantly being fussed at by his bos...

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Here's How A Mad Doctor Got Happier

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Here's How A, "Mad" Doctor Got Happier Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a mad scientist named Dr. Derange. The reason he had originally gotten into medical school since he wanted to be a pediatrision. That was because he liked to, "major-in-minors." His problem was the only, "minors" he was good at working with were back during the times he would panhandle in the mines. That's where he learned the best way to handle a pan and say, "Now, that pan is, 'mine.' " Yet later he learned how to put han...

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Werewolf Of Wear Mink Is A decision

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Werewolf Or Wear Clothes Is A Decision Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a young man named Laurence who had a crush on a cute girl named Belle. Actually, the first time that happened was in the Walmart parking lot. He accidentally, "crushed" her with his shopping cart against the canned vegetables causing the whole shelf to come crashing down on her, breaking her right k and right medditarcel.Since that relationship didn't start off on the right, "foot," literally, Laurence wanted to start off on h...

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How A Dachshund Saved The Day For The Pack

Cuz Roye

Submitted to Contest #314

How A Dachshund Saved The Day For The Pack Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a cute, little dachshund puppy who was named Veinorshnytzel. That means hot-dog in German because they originated in Germany, but her family called her Veiner for short. Besides that, she was shaped like a hot-dog. That means half a dog high, a dog-and-a-half long. Her life was quite difficult because all the other dogs were constenly picking on her saying lots of hateful lines such as, "I'm gonna put you in a bun!" "Ther...

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Are You There, God? If So, Please Say Something!

Cuz Roye

Submitted to Contest #313

Are You There, God? If So, Please Say Something! Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a really nice person named Sam. With long hair and a high-pitched voice, but liking cars and cowboys, people didn’t know if it was a guy or a girl. Life was especially hard for Sam because of all the talents God had given. Being really athletic, could beat most of the guys in almost any race. On the other hand, one of the favorite past-times was house-keeping and cooking. Yet watching cheerleaders do their tumblin...

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The Horse Who Brought Remorse by Force of Course

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Submitted to Contest #312

The Horse Who Brought Remorse By Force, Of Course Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a mad scientist named Dr. Paine. Actually, he had a really hard time getting people to come see him for some odd reason. The worst part about it was that he had so many doctors in his family tree. Yet for whatever reason, that tree, "wooden" work for him. His sister was a farmer named Dr. Pepper. His aunt was a heart surgain named Dr. Love. His neece was a horticulturalist named Dr. Pepper. His aunt was a padi...

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How Forgiveness Was Found In A Book Store

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Submitted to Contest #310

How Forgiveness Was Found In A Bookstore Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there was a bookstore called Books A Million. It was run by a young lady named Suzan Ellaneous. Since she wasn't married, most of the customers called her, "Miss Ellaneous." Her 14 year-old niece helped her when school was out. Her name was Caroline Steak, but people called her, "Miss-Stake." That was a fitting name for her since it seamed that was what she made a lot of. Suzy's friends called her Suzy Q, although nobody knew what ...

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A Struggling Author Learns How To, "Auth"

Cuz Roye

Submitted to Contest #310

A Struggling Author Learns How To, "Auth" Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a great artist named Vincent Van-Stop. Well, actually his given name was Vincent VanGo The 26th, but he didn’t want to be affiliated with that crazy painter. His girlfriend, Trixie, told him she did not want to have his ear as a present. She loved the mountains and would much rather him take her up there where her ears would pop because she had an exceptionally strong attraction towards, “mountain-ears.” She also liked, ...

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Satin Is Under Your Feet, So Stomp Him

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Satin Is Under Your Feet, So Stomp Him Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a guy named Sam who wanted more then anything in the world to be a published author. He had a gift for writing funny stories which would make a lot of people laugh who read them. The problem was none of the publishing companies he mailed them to wanted to publish them because his style of writing wasn't what they were looking for at the time. People told him he needed to keep on trying until he found the right people who woul...

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This Is How Frank Found The Perfect Doctor

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This Is How Frank Found The Perfect Doctor Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man named Frank. Nobody knew what his given name was. Whatever it was, he really hated it. People called him Frank because he was always really, "frank" on what he had to tell people. Another reason was that one of his favorite thing to eat was, "franks" and beans. He was also really, "frank" about the things he wanted to tell people. His favorite monster was, of course, " 'Frank'-enstein." Plus he loved the song "...

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An Adventurous Baby Chicken’s, “Tale”

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An Adventurous Baby Chicken’s, “Tale”Once upon a time on a farm in Danville, Va., there lived a little hen. All the other animals were constantly teasing her because she couldn’t lay any eggs. She tried so hard, but she just could not get a visit from the old girl, Mother Nature to furtelize her eggs. All the other birds on the farm were constantly making fun of her saying, “Fertility is not for you! Now, we don’t mean to sound so, ‘korney,’ but you should go find a nie, ‘Colonal’ to mate with! Your favorite baseball must be Tie, ‘Cobb!’ Onl...

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Kay-Day

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This Happened To Charlie Brown On Kay-Day Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a really nice guy named Chip. Actually, that was his nickname. People called him that because he was, "a chip off the old block" according to his parents, but unfortunately the, "block" was just what his head was shaped like. He resembled Charlie Brown so they called him, "Blockhead." He was always trying to do the right things, but somehow things always seamed to go wrong for him. When he wanted to be a place-kicker for The Danvi...

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Natural Frog Is Supernatural

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Natural Frog Is Supernatural Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there lived a 15 year-old girl named Wanda. Well, actually, that was her nickname. She got it because she was always saying things such as, "I, 'Wanda' go there," "I, 'Wanda' buy this," "I 'Wanda' go have a sleepover at Mary-Jane's house," and, "I, 'Wanda' how many times I have to ask Freddy to attend my party before he says, 'yeah, alright'' and other things such as that. Her family was a lower-middle class one so they couldn't afford all the things...

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This Is How Cuz Stepped Into The Sunlight

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This Is How Cuz Stepped Into The Sunlight Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a red-head named Cuz. Having survived a really tragic traumatic brain injury or t. b. i., he had to face many problems in life which no person in the history of the universe had ever had to put up with. On the other hand, a lot of talents had been discovered since that tragic day which changed a life from happy to totally frustrating and miserable. Yet having an occasional nice thing happen every now and then gave him a pur...

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Daydreams About Night Things All Afternoon

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Submitted to Contest #308

Daydreams About Night Things All Afternoon Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va. there was a farm owned by Farmer Green. Actually, that was his nickname because it was the color of just about every crop he raised. On that farm there was everything you’d expect to see on one. There was a huge orchard, almost ¾ of an acre in diameter where he grew every kind of crop imaginable. Yet the most impressive thing about his farm was all the animals who lived on it. Each one had their own special thing they did which con...

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