Chuck Suave

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Oct, 2024

3 Stories

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Author bio

I invented the clan system in Scotland, tartan and the recipe for haggis. I was also the first person to reach the summit of Ben Nevis in flip-flops. I swam from John O'Groats to Shetland, "There was no Cineworld there though, so I just swam back." I have written one thousand highly regarded books and a team of experts are attempting to grasp their meaning. The chief expert said, "It might take a century to decipher all of them." I am also a brilliant storyteller — but not all of them are true.