Misplaced scientist and medical advisor with a long-held, albeit unpracticed, adoration for creative inventions and poetic wit.
3 things about me:
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I identify as either a 13-year-old boy or someone's 97-year-old gran, both of which reside in the body of a middle-aged woman.
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Sometimes I just have to indulge in long sentences carrying several dependent clauses around.
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Pardon my French, but English is my second language so when I write I tend to make shit up as I go, including words and grammar. I hide behind the argument that this is how language evolves?