Cam Anderson

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Jul, 2021

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“Have a Wonderful Day!” by Cam Anderson

Submitted to Contest #103

"Well that's certainly... different, Mr. Steinhommer."I sneer. "If I desired to hear that, Mr. Beans, I would've simply delved deep into the incomparably high intelligence that my brain provides." Is this rude? Yes. Is it necessary? Yes. Absolutely, stop asking such insolent questions."Intelligent or paranoid?" my ape of a therapist replies flatly. "I have found verifiable evidence that you have shown to have jumped the gun on certain matters such as this one." Jumped the gun? I think. How delightfully pedestrian. But I decide to stifle thes...

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Hello! My alias for now is Cam Anderson. My age is somewhere between fourteen and twelve and I strive for clean short stories to make people laugh. I hope I am doing well with that mission so far with my new stories! Cam Peterson. (Anderson, sorry.)