Brett Kellerman

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Jun, 2020

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“That was Then, This is Now” by Brett Kellerman

Submitted to Contest #110

Don’t pick-up hitchhikers. Period. It’s not something you do nowadays. Sort of ended in the 1970’s. Or 1980’s even. Usually dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. Or a sweatshirt. For points of clarity, it should be noted that a sweatshirt is now what they now call a hoodie. No change in garment design, just a change in generation. Me and my attire? I look the fifty-something hobo that I am. Redneck’s more like it. My collegiate jean jacket’s collar is totally frayed; but it blends nicely with the curls in my long blonde hair. A hippie wannabe driv...

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“As You Say...” by Brett Kellerman

Submitted to Contest #47

If you don’t say what’s on your mind, at the second it occurs, you’ll go insane. So just say the damned words. “That looks stupid.” There you go again making a fool of yourself. But what did you expect? You are a fool. You are the world’s biggest, dumbest, ugliest fool on the face of the planet. And just giving your unfettered unfiltered opinion at the only dinner party you’re ever invited to, once a freakin’ year, is the perfect way to make sure no one else you know takes that award of Grand Stupidity away. Look at how everyone’s l...

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