Beau Danner

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Jun, 2021

Stories (3)

3 Stories

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““Thanks for the Memories: Sorry About Your Face.”” by Beau Danner

Submitted to Contest #261

Dear Jake, Thank you so much for coming to my 40th birthday party! It was an honor to have you there. Hosting a party can be a lot but seeing you there made it worth it. So sorry you had to leave early. I know how much you like fireworks. At least you finally got to meet my fiancé Isobel. Your Friend,Thomas Tiberius Gatley______________________________Dearest Noah, Thank you so much for coming to my party! It really meant a lot to me. Isobel said that you were a riot and everyone loved your impromptu standup at the DJ booth. Although you wer...

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“Well, Sh*t. I'm Dead” by Beau Danner

Submitted to Contest #260

So, I died today. Yeah, shitty I know. I was pissed. Wear a helmet they say, it’s the law they say, it’ll save your life in a crash they say. Yeah, but what they don’t say is that it’s not going to do diddly shit if you have an undiagnosed brain aneurysm during your morning commute and it goes Mount Vesuvius right when you’re coming up to a stop light behind a bus. I didn’t try to hold in a sneeze or anything! Just “pop” lights out. Okay, it wasn’t instant lights out. Honestly, it was kinda cool. First, I felt real tingly. My limbs went numb...

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“Anxiety Party ” by Beau Danner

Submitted to Contest #259

The pot on the stove was now boiling over onto the stovetop as the heat had finally overcome the cold of the frozen dumplings. The sound of another guest was knocking on the door to be let in and the buzzer was going off requesting to let yet another person in the front door downstairs. “Good God,” Dexter thought as he rushed to put out literal and figurative fires. He darted out of the kitchen and then noticed that the foam container holding all of the non-alcoholic drinks was already leaking on the floor and half of the 20 people invited h...

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Author bio

Hi! I'm Beau. I have a background and degree in theatre and I thought that would help me skip the line when I moved to LA. Oh, youth! I had always wanted to learn another language, live in another country, and understand another culture so I moved to China for a year contract and stayed 7! I now live in NYC accompanied by no dog nor cat.