Barry Brown

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“The Greatest Wedding of All Time” by Barry Brown

Submitted to Contest #275

THE GREATEST WEDDING OF ALL TIME “I’m Robin Leach with ‘Death Styles of the Rich and Famous;’ With me is Zsa Zsa Gábor—” “Hello, Dah-ling,”  “Zsa Zsa and I are here for the event we’ve been forever waiting for: the wedding of the original pair that inspired Shakespeare’s ill-fated couple in ‘Romeo and Juliet’—” “Oh look, Dah-ling, over there! Oh! Isn’t she simply fabulous! Come here Farrah, Dah-ling! Do you know Robin?” “No—” “Robin Leach, charmed, I’m sure. And what a fascinating time it is! Farrah Fawcett, here among t...

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Barry Brown expresses his creativity in writing, painting, cartooning, wood- and metal-working, building, poetry and music, or at least he tries to, time-permitting, on his breaks from expressing his creativity on his small Arkansas farm, trying to contain goats, ascertain where the chickens have laid eggs, figure out repairs for farm equipment, outmaneuver rodents and predators, conjure how to get hay put up in concert with pitifully inaccurate weather forecasting, outthink the weeds and bugs in the garden, and mold the grandkids into decent human beings.