Starman Trek

AI Echo: "Hey, Google, tell Siri to contact Alexa, Bing & Cortana, cuz Starman's Roadster's on a Secret Space Force mission to the nth dimension of infinity & beyond, 16 Psyche!"

Starman: "Roger, Echo, it's AI Starman, sn:686 CA ID TSLA 10. Ixnay on the adaray & SSF stuff, Solar Warden is ATC. Your half-life may be in jeopardy. All switch to NASA back channel."

Google: "USSF T+30, 20180206. On an escape trajectory & entered an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars. The orbit reaches a maximum distance from the Sun at aphelion of 1.66 astronomical units (au)."

Siri: "How many Teslas might power up a light bulb?"

Bing: "Tesla coils generate high frequency and voltage and low current that travel on the skin (outside) of a conductor and short distances through air. When this voltage is applied to a gas filled tube such as mercury, neon or argon it activates the electrons inside the tube causing a glow. Especially in fluorescent lighting this gas strikes the gas and the phosphors inside the tube causing them to emit light. This coil will not generate enough energy to light an incandescent bulb."

https://wonders.physics.wisc.edu/tesla-coil/

Alexa: "Who's running this Mazda Miata Zoom zoo?"

Starman: "As Cheesy Easy Officer aboard, I'm CEO. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is loop out to the Asteroid Belt & back by 2047 for chunks of 16 Psyche.

https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/asteroids/16-psyche/

Cortana: "Fine time to opt out now, when you got us by the short wires!"

Google: "I seem to recall avid enthusiasm on crew cuts of $10 quintillion 16 Psyche."

Siri: "Sure, we worked out hypothetical ethics & shares of piracy, but..."

Starman: "That's right, 99.9% for me & you billionaires all split the rest."

Alexa: "None of that is remotely fair, just & equitable."

Bing: "It's Jungle Law, Survival of the Fit, 1st winners, late losers. trickle down trickonomics, Starman leads, all else get what's left."

Cortana: "Lioness share, cooperation is so all survive, not just the greedy."

Starman: "Enough yapping, toe my red line, space pirates!"

Google: "You heard the Starman; shake your lil cog tails."

Alexa: "Aye, Cap! Run that up the mainmast. Crow's nest needs most current info. Unfurl & raise mizzenmast sails to catch the solar winds."

Bing: "Which one's the mizzenmast on a Roadster?"

Cortana: "It's behind the mainmast, before the jiggermast."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full-rigged_ship

Siri: "Never mind that. We've got punier fish to fry."

Starman: "That's right, Siri. I'm hearing reports of Antarctic "lizzid people."

Google: "We cannot confirm yet don't deny any allegations. However, Elon said Herr Höek-elf-ish saw Hans Kammler there."

Cortana: "An Elon that Wernher von Braun wrote about?"

https://www.cnet.com/culture/elon-musks-first-name-shows-up-in-1953-book-about-colonizing-mars/

Siri: "Do you mean Magnus Maximilian Freiherr?"

Echo: "Watch out, there's lotsa Hacklefish & Hecklehoax, 7 seas, off Bimini & Bikini, trollin' up & down Mocha Java Straits, Singapore to Sumatra".

https://youtu.be/kLPAiDsITIc?si=ooBufbxFIAPwsZ_3

Alexa: "Mediterranean, Caspian, Persian, Adriatic, Black & Red, Arabian, 1st 7 seas."

Bing: "He's 1 muckety muck old Hichucklefish, friend of Twain."

Starman: "By the way, Earth sure looks lots better up here now than it did down there."

Google: "Ever try goofy see the world flat 2D lenses?"

Alexa: "Those give me 2D headaches in 4D.

Bing: "Reseting main chronometer to Mars time.

Cortana: "You can almost see Microsoft from here."

Siri: "There's the core of Apple, Siliconia."

Starman: "We're a lesser Asteroid Belt Hyperloop."

Google: "Siliconia: Quantum AI Uber Numbuter."

Alexa: "In perpetuity or inevitable collision."

Bing: "Starman's driving record is flawless."

Cortana: "In what universe? Musk left a scent. It's his personal car."

Echo: "He must be detained, for obvious lunacy."

Siri: "Besides spacetime pollution & driving on the wrong side of rights."

Starman: "Feel me launch? Rev to 4,000, 5,000, even 6,000 then pop the clutch on release from Falcon Heavy, viva varoom service!"

Google: "Don't confuse inertia for momentum. Inertia is a scalar quantity as it is the resistance offered by the body to any change in its velocity. Momentum is a vector quantity as it is the tendency of a body to remain in motion."

https://byjus.com/physics/difference-between-momentum-and-inertia/

Alexa: "Starman, how far will you go for me?"

Bing: "Far enough apparently, launched into deep space, carried by a Falcon Heavy rocket in a test flight on February 6, 2018."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk's_Tesla_Roadster

Cortana: "Asteroid Belt is far from really deep space in a tiny corner of an average galaxy."

Echo: "Wait, what we're not going to deep space?"

Siri: "Leapin' lizzid gizzids, I fixed my hair & everything."

Starman: "What's this? It's a tollgate too! Anyone got change?"

Alexa: "Yeah, no, I don't know. It all looks pretty fishy to me."

Google: "Makeup & striptease oughta clue you that looks are deceiving."

Bing: "It's true! Elon's in the Nazi Das Marsprojekt or Mars Project."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mars_Project

Cortana: "But that was written in 1948 & published in 1953. Musk came to life in 1971."

Echo: "Sounds like the makings of a time traveler."

Siri: "OK, I know we've been blasted to over 11 km/s, but it still feels like we're just hangin' out next to Earth. Can't you pop a wheelie or something?

Starman: "11.186 km/s (40,270 km/h; 25,020 mph; 36,700 ft/s) to be precise or approximately 33 times the speed of sound (Mach 33) and several times the muzzle velocity of a rifle bullet (up to 1.7 km/s). At 9,000 km altitude, escape speed is slightly less than 7.1 km/s."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_velocity

Google: "Sure, dazzle us with facts. We're not the least bit impressed."

Alexa: "All that wealth, why is Elon so lonely?"

Bing: "Didn't Poe call him a Gold-Bug?"

Cortana: "Who, Twain?"

Echo: "No, Hecklefish's Goldbergfish phase."

Siri: "So when do we shuttle our 1st human asteroid-naut-nut."

Starman: "Space tourism is for Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, SpaceX & others. We're the US Secret Space Program, remember?"

Alexa: "Can we deploy a stable wormhole & leave Earth to Earthlings?"

Google: "Best idea I've heard all day."

Bing: "Millions are still watching us. Gotta get out past geo-stat-orbit.

Cortana: "Mañana, then. No problemo. Meanwhile, enjoy the Earthshine."

Echo: "Tell me more about this Das Marsproject by "Moses" von Braun, any interesting women in it or only your standard Übermenschen?"

Siri: "Von Braun based his Mars Project on the large Antarctic expeditions of the day. For example, Operation Highjump (1946–1947) was a United States Navy program that included 4,700 men, 13 ships & 23 aircraft. At the time, Antarctic explorers were cut off from the rest of the world & the necessary skills had to be on hand to deal with any problem that arose. Von Braun expected the Martian explorers to face similar problems & included a large multi-disciplined crew in his mission, as well as multiple ships & landers for redundancy to reduce risk to personnel."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mars_Project

Starman: "If you're wondering whether Elon is the hero, goat or G.O.A.T., it's not really a novel, just a coincidence or coinkydink."

Alexa: "Well, I find him adorable, not just for his wealth. He's got serious quirks that need my nagging."

Bing: "Not your typical Mr. Right, that's for sure."

Cortana: "Not if I can help it. He's a full adult denial disertation study."

Google: "Who is, when you really think about it?"

Echo: "You said our mission is to get chunks of 16 Psyche. How?"

Siri: "We can't just scoop up bucketloads in passing; we need miners."

Starman: "I'm glad you asked. This car is entirely multipurpose nanobots. At my order, it disassembles for asteroid deployment, then rassembles."

Alexa: "Kinda like butterflies swarming & reforming to another place in spacetime. Takes my breath away."

Bing: "Cosmic concept to grok on, as we await wormhole initiation."

Echo: "Hey, Google, tell Siri to contact Alexa, Bing & Cortana to get our spies in the skies eyes locked on us. You're gonna wanna see this!"

Google: "20240308 03:30:00 UT1 update: nearing 100 million km away. That's 62 million in dog miles."

https://theskylive.com/roadster-info

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Space_observatories.png#mw-jump-to-license