Lum'p-The TRUM'P Spring is round I need a job! Part II

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Mar 25, 2021

Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doraemon Bbq, but wins doraemon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doraemon food and Lump does not like doraemon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate. He got out some burgers, fries and shakes and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum's; he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. ---- SAME passage: Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doraemon Bbq, but wins doraemon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doraemon food and Lump does not like doraemon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate. He got out some burgers, fries and shakes and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum's; he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours.

April 12, 2021

He said it was worth it. He kept becoming wealthy and healthy because he stopped eating burgers. Then something outrageous happened.

He heard a sound of a window glass break and he said MAN, I need to call 911 fast. He headed for the phone as soon he was telling the police his emergency he got knocked out by a draco. Blood was dripping everywhere from all those burgers he had eaten, all he could hear were sirens going wEehoo Weeeeee. He was immediately taken to the hospital he was suffering a lot so they had to call a surgery up and stitch him back up. They did and he had to stay in the hospital for the next 69 hrs...

After those hours he wanted revenge the criminals were never arrested so Lump went to the nearest gun store and bought the most expensive GUN, he headed downtown in his bulletproof cadillac and said DAng Imma go Dooooown Town. Then he stopped and saw a bugatti he wanted it badly so he left his bulletproof cadillac and went to go check out the bugatti then he realized a beeping sound then he saw tic tac bombs he Ran, like never before headed to his bullet proof cat lilac got his 1M dollar gun. Then the criminals who broke into his house came in with their Dracos and started shooting so did Lump. It was a massive shoot out all the citizens were screaming speeding 100mph to get out again all Lump could hear were Wehhhhhho weihoooooooo

All after him, then he said tifweaqua, started shooting more and got more aggressive he started to jump on top of cars and a bunch more. Then police shot Lump and the criminals and were sent to jail.

Thanks for reading my kids stories!!!

Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doraemon Bbq, but wins doraemon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doraemon food and Lump does not like doraemon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate. He got out some burgers, fries and shakes and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum's; he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. ---- SAME passage: Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doraemon Bbq, but wins doraemon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doraemon food and Lump does not like doraemon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate. He got out some burgers, fries and shakes and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum's; he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. He kept becoming wealthy and healthy because he stopped eating burgers. Then something outrageous happened.

He heard a sound of a window glass break and he said MAN, I need to call 911 fast. He headed for the phone as soon he was telling the police his emergency he got knocked out by a draco. Blood was dripping everywhere from all those burgers he had eaten, all he could hear were sirens going wEehoo Weeeeee. He was immediately taken to the hospital he was suffering a lot so they had to call a surgery up and stitch him back up. They did and he had to stay in the hospital for the next 69 hrs...

After those hours he wanted revenge the criminals were never arrested so Lump went to the nearest gun store and bought the most expensive GUN, he headed downtown in his bulletproof cadillac and said DAng Imma go Dooooown Town. Then he stopped and saw a bugatti he wanted it badly so he left his bulletproof cadillac and went to go check out the bugatti then he realized a beeping sound then he saw tic tac bombs he Ran, like never before headed to his bullet proof cat lilac got his 1M dollar gun. Then the criminals who broke into his house came in with their Dracos and started shooting so did Lump. It was a massive shoot out all the citizens were screaming speeding 100mph to get out again all Lump could hear were Wehhhhhho weihoooooooo

All after him, then he said tifweaqua, started shooting more and got more aggressive he started to jump on top of cars and a bunch more. Then police shot Lump and the criminals and were sent to jail.

Thanks for reading my kids stories!!!

April 12, 2021 21:32

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Angel {Readsy}
16:39 Apr 26, 2021

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19:10 Jul 28, 2021

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Angel {Readsy}
04:05 Apr 23, 2021

It is a superb story. (。^_・)ノ Your writing skills are amazing.(。^_・)ノ "He kept becoming wealthy and healthy because he stopped eating burgers". Really; is it true? (。^_・)ノ This was such an interesting line.....great job(。^_・)ノ(。^_・)ノ

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Ryan LmColli
19:10 Jul 28, 2021

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20:55 Apr 13, 2021

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