The Girl With Many Hobbies

“Hey Millie, when are you actually going to find a hobby and stick with it?” Asked Yeri. “You know my answer, I don’t know. Maybe when I find a boyfriend I can find a hobby. But other than that I have no clue, so stop asking”. Exclaimed Millie. “But you know it’s going to be a million years before you find a boyfriend..” Muttered Yeri. “I will! I just haven’t found who’s right for me yet!” Exclaimed Millie. “What about Chris, it’s so obvious he likes you, and you are friendzoning home like everyday.” Said Yeri. “Wait. What do you mean about Chris liking me? He knows we are only friends and aren’t or ever going to be more than friends. Besides, he has a loving girlfriend.” Muttered Millie. “You know that that girl only uses him for popularity Millie, I mean, he is only open with you and stone cold to everyone else. Including his girlfriend, it’s so obvious he loves you!” Exclaimed Yeri. “I-I guess that’s true. I’ve never thought about it that way.” Muttered Millie. “Also, there is a new student on Monday. It’s a boy, and maybe he would be more boyfriend material.” Said Yeri. “You know that I have only dated one boy, Xavier, and he cheated on me. Every boy is the same, use you for looks/popularity, then cheats on you as soon as someone else walks in.” Muttered Millie. “Not every boy is the same, Millie. Like Chase, he loves me and I love him. I know for a fact that he loves me, and he is definitely not like your ex.” Said Yeri. “You found your soulmate, and you are very lucky. I just haven’t. And I honestly don’t think I ever will.” muttered Millie. “I mean, I think Chris is your soulmate…” muttered Yeri. “He isn’t! We are just friends.” Exclaimed Millie. “Fine. I’m done trying to tell you Chris is your soulmate, which he is-“ said Yeri. “Is not!” Butted in Millie. “I’ll see you Monday. And let’s hope the new kid is nice. Bye!” Exclaimed Yeri. “Bye!” Exclaimed Millie. On Monday… “Did you see the new kid yet!? He’s hot!” Exclaimed Yeri. “No, I haven’t, he’s likely not my type though.” Muttered Millie. “Hey, I’ve been into vision boards lately, another one of my hobbies, and you should come and see my new one. It’s all of my past hobbies, I have 86, I think, or 89? I don’t know, something like that.” Said Millie. “Sure!” Said Yeri. At lunch… “Ouch!” Yelled Millie. “Hey cutie. Need help up?” Mysteriously asked Xavier. “Xavier… Why are you here!? Don’t touch me! And don’t call me cute. You know you cheated on me with that Brittney girl three years ago!” Yelled Millie at the top of her lungs. “Aww.. Babe.. did you miss me?” Asked Xavier. “No I did not! And we broke up years ago. Don’ t come crawling back to me now! You cheated on me!” Yelled Millie. “You know I didn’t mean too Babe..!” Said Xavier. “Oh, I know you did mean it, Xavier! You even said you didn’t love me when I confronted you!” Said Millie. “Fine. I did say that. But I miss you Babe!” Said Xavier with puppy dog eyes. “TEACHER, SOMEONE, HELP! HELP! THIS MAN IS HARRASING ME!!!” Screamed Millie. “What’s going on here?” Exclaimed Mrs. H. “This man keeps saying, “Aww, You missed me babe? You know I didn’t mean to cheat on you babe,” and other things!” Exclaimed Millie. “Young man, is this true?” Exclaimed Mrs. H. “I only said those things because she is my girlfriend!” Exclaimed Xavier. “Is this true?” Exclaimed Mrs. H. “We broke up three years ago, because he cheated on me, said he never loved me, then finds me and goes “Oh, you missed me?” And he keeps calling me babe, but we broke up three years ago!” Exclaimed Millie. “Well both of you go to the principal’s office. Mr. HassleHoff will deal with you and review the camera footage.” Said Mrs. H. In the principal’s office… “This is all your fault!” Mumbled Millie. “My fault, you're the one who said we aren’t dating when I never said we were over. You know the men say when the relationship is over baby.” Mumbled Xavier. “Where did you get that from!?” Mumbled Millie. “Mr. HassleHoff will see you now.” Said Ms. Tessa. “So… care to explain?” Said Mr. HassleHoff. “Yes. I will explain.” Said Millie. “You go first then.” Calmly said Mr. HassleHoff. “Well, what happened was that I bumped into him. Then he tried to help me up, I said no, because he already was calling me babe. Then I started yelling at him saying that we broke up three years ago, because he cheated on me, because apparently if you have multiple hobbies, you aren’t good enough for him.” Exclaimed Millie. “Your side of the story young man?” Asked Mr. HassleHoff. “She told me that we weren’t dating, because I cheated on her three years ago. She said she broke up with me, but we were still dating because only men can end relationships.” Exclaimed Xavier. “I’ll review the footage and call you both back here in around an hour. You are excused until then.” Said Mr. HassleHoff. Around an hour later at lunch… “Wait, the new kid is your ex!? And he broke up with you because you have so many talents!?” Exclaimed Yeri. “Yes he is. He apparently still thinks we are dating because “only men can end the relationship.” Exclaimed Millie. “Attention students, Millie Woods and Xavier Hollow please come to the office.” Said Mr. HassleHoff through the intercom. “I have reviewed the tapes, I believe Millie. Xavier, you are expelled from this school, go gather your things.” Said Mr. HassleHoff. “Thank you so much, Mr. HassleHoff!” Exclaimed Millie. “He was such a pain!” “No problem. You are excused for the rest of the school day.” “What happened!? Spill the tea sis!” Exclaimed Yeri. “He got suspended. That’s all.” Said Millie. “H-hey.. Millie, can I talk to you for a moment, alone?” Mumbled Chris. “Yeah sure. What do you need?” Asked Millie. “So we have been friends for around a year or so now… and I’ve developed feelings for you!” Exclaimed Chris. “I broke it off with Vanessa, I know she didn’t love me. But I love you, do you love me?” Asked Chris. “You know, I didn’t for this whole friendship until now. I think I finally figured out who my soulmate is.” Said Millie. “So… will you be my new girlfriend?” Said Chris. “Yes. I will.” Said Millie. That was the story of my life. The main few days of my life anyway. The girl with many talents.