Lum'p-The TRUM'P Spring is round I need a job!

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Adventure American Funny

Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doreon Bbq, but wins doreon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doreon food and Lump does not like doreon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate he got out some burgers, fries and shake and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum’s saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum’s he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. ---- SAME passage: Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doreon Bbq, but wins doreon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doreon food and Lump does not like doreon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate he got out some burgers, fries and shake and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum’s saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum’s he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. --- Same pasagge: Lump is struggling trying to get a job. He tries and tries, but still can not find a job. He’s favorite food is burgers, fries, soda and ice cream. He tried employing at goggle wing,

But could still not get the job. He tries and tries to find a job that serves burgers, fires soda and ice cream, because all that food is his favorite.

One day he is going to try and employee at this place called: Wins Doreon Bbq, but wins doreon bbq only serves meat and a bunch of doreon food and Lump does not like doreon food.

So he went and realized that he definitely was not going to like it there even though he got served some very good money so he left to go home. But on his way home he passed by a place called Raum’s. Raum’s served all his favorite foods, and better yet there was a big yellow sign that said NOW HIRING! Lump was very happy, so he exited the highway he was on and went straight to Raum’s. Lump told them he was trying to employee here and they were for hire so they hired Lump! Lump was very happy he went straight home to go celebrate he got out some burgers, fries and shake and started celebrating! Right then he got a call from Raum’s saying that Lump was going to get paid 30$ an hour but Lump was told when he heard 30$ an hour. He was sad because he wanted to get paid one burger an hour. And they agreed and told him sure Lump was very happy now. He countied to celebrate, after his celebration he had his big day, to start his job at Raum’s. He drove to Raum’s he had started his first shift at the drive-thru. He served many orders in just those few hours, his shift was now over. He had redeemed 6 burgers in 6 hours. He said it was worth it. Part 2 coming soon!

March 25, 2021 21:01

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🤣 This was the funniest thing I've ever read! I think I recognized some of those places (Raum's was Braum's and Win's Dorean BBQ was Gen's Korean BBQ) I am still dying of laughter as I type this, but I have on serious question for you: Is Lump Trump or is that just a fun title you came up with?

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Cookie Carla🍪
17:04 Apr 08, 2021

This is a sweet story. I love your main character and found myself rooting for him from the first few paragraphs. It was like so playful and funny that it really pulled me in. Amazing story!!

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Ryan LmColli
17:30 Apr 08, 2021

Thx np

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Nainika Gupta
16:58 Apr 07, 2021

I love this! amazing job :) Super funny and amusing!

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I agree! This story was totally hilarious! I think I might die laughing 😂! btw I've been to Gen's Korean BBQ. I literally sat their for 3 hours ordering more and more plates of meat.🥘🍚🍜🍱 It was ridiculous, but tons fun. Oh, and I've also been to Braum's of course!🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨🍦

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Ryan LmColli
14:38 Mar 30, 2021

Good for U thx for linking and reading my story! stay tuned for the next PART ii.

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Angel {Readsy}
16:44 Apr 26, 2021

You are the most worthwhile and experienced writer , I have ever read ? Where I have been ? Oh I missed reading your stories.

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Greg Gillis
01:24 Apr 11, 2021

The concept of the story is relatable, and the character is sweet, but I can see that you struggle with a language barrier. There are several grammatical errors and misuse of the English language. It is a good attempt, however. Keep up the good work.

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Ryan LmColli
13:12 Apr 12, 2021

Thank you. I have just started and I'm still trying. Thank you!

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Tim Law
22:49 Apr 08, 2021

Ryan I loved the simple humour of this tale... Thanks for the invite! I cannot wait until the next adventure of Lump 👍

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Ryan LmColli
22:57 Apr 08, 2021

Thanks it was inspired bye the OG TRUMP formal president!

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Ari Berri
21:06 Apr 08, 2021

This story is hilarious! One suggestion, though: Break it into more paragraphs. That'll make it easier to read. Great job!

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Ryan LmColli
21:07 Apr 08, 2021

Awwww, Thanks! I will break it down into paragraphs though...

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Ari Berri
22:02 Apr 08, 2021

No problem, tell me when you write your next story!

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Ryan LmColli
22:30 Apr 08, 2021

I'm writtig the next story right now!

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18:05 Apr 08, 2021

Lump is the hero of our generation :)

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16:59 Apr 08, 2021

Haha this made me laugh. Great job, this is amazing and funny!

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Ryan LmColli
17:31 Apr 08, 2021

Thx, np

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