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Iโ€™ll be posting a story on Friday! Itโ€™s not a Reedsy prompts story, though. Itโ€™s a sci-fi short story I had to write for school! Itโ€™s not in accordance Ugh any prompts, but I still want to post it just to get some feedback. Itโ€™ll probably be taken down, like all stories unrelated to the prompt, which is why Iโ€™m posting it when thereโ€™s a new week of prompt! So yeah, 2.5k-word-long dystopian piece out Friday! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fun random doc for chatting and whatnot (currently like 40 pages long) here <3: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-oCyHqhUiGg69bB3oOfbS1tFfu_LeDTfyFX22o45sqg/edit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Henlo, friend! If youโ€™re reading this, it means youโ€™ve stopped by my page. Thanks! I hardly post stories (but Iโ€™m writing a sci-fi short story on my own that I might post on Reedsy soon, even if itโ€™s not on a prompt) so any reedestrians (Reedsy-er pedestrians, in case you donโ€™t speak fluent Nonsense) are fun! Okay, now, listen very carefully when I say this (*grabs shoulders and stares into your eyes. Randomly says, โ€˜You have pretty eyes.โ€™ You nod, then I continue fiercely staring you down*): DONโ€™T READ PAST THIS POINT! DO. NOT!!!!!!!! ITโ€™S TIME-WASTING NONSENSE. YOU CANโ€™T HANDLE THE INTENSITY OF THE RANDOMNESS!! I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOW YOU TO SCROLL PAST THIS POINT!!! HERE THAT?!?! IF YOU CONTINUE READING, YOUโ€™RE QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY AS A PHYSCOPATH MIDDLE-SCHOOLER!!! LOL. WAIT! NO! THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR โ€˜LOLโ€™S!!! THIS IS A STRICT WARNING!!! DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT!! *stops to give you a final chance to flee* BYEEE! ...you just HAD to scroll all the way down here after I typed a paragraph of warning at 11 pm at night. You little rebel. I like you. Start here: โฌ‡๏ธ โ†™๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโ†˜๏ธโ†™๏ธโฌ…๏ธ โฌ…๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโ†™๏ธโฌ…๏ธโฌ†๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ†๏ธ โ†˜๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ†๏ธโ†–๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†˜๏ธโ†—๏ธ โฌ†๏ธโ†˜๏ธโ†˜๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโ†˜๏ธโ†™๏ธ โฌ†๏ธโ†–๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†˜๏ธโ†—๏ธโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ What arrow did you get after follow the directions? (Literally.) scroll that way! Hi again! Did you like my little puzzle? Anyways, if youโ€™re still here, congrats! Youโ€™re a rebel and a genius. (I mean, kinda. There was only one way to scroll. But still, maybe not a GENIUS, but you have great focus if your final tile was โฌ‡๏ธ!) Good for you! Since youโ€™ve decided to join me as I stay up too late, comment โ€˜Bananaโ€™ in some way or another on your favorite story of mine. That way Iโ€™ll know youโ€™re reading this! Current ๐ŸŒ count: ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ (Now that I have a banana count, I canโ€™t keep up the โ€˜Oโ€™, but I want to keep the note: In the 0โ€™s defense [yes, I defend numbers as well, Iโ€™m an unprejudiced lawyer; contact me as 666-666-6666 for more info! Geez, not really, that number costed $13,000 to buy before some stupid cereal company purchased it*], I havenโ€™t even updated my bio yet) ***Update: turns out, the number 666-6666 sold for 2.7 million dollars. Errrrr*** *WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? Did you remember about that tiny asterisk? Well, yeah, hereโ€™s the note: I just spurted nonsense, duh, literally none of that was true. You can probably tell, but if you click on that number and end up calling a company that kills all customers and has now hired a serial killer to track you for life, NOT MY FAULT. Youโ€™ve been warned. Okay this is just weird now. Stop stalking me! Crazy person. GOODNIGHT! (Seriously, I swear thereโ€™s nothing after this.) Nothing. (What were you expecting?)